That

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“And that's all I have to say about that.”

~ Forrest Gump

“Smack that~! get on the flooor ”

~ Some guy

“This is a 'that', and that is a 'this,' Thus...”

~ Victor Borge

“The difference between this and that? That's it!”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Where the hell did that come from?”

~ Angry parent

“Don't touch That, you don't know where it's been!”

~ Germophobe on That

“How 'bout that!”

~ Unknown Black Guy

“That's hot!”

~ Paris Hilton on That

“It doesn't matter what that is!”

~ The Rock on what That is

“That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!”

~ Dr. Christopher Turk on That

“Just like that, baby. Ooh yeah, just like that.”

~ Every Porn Star Ever

“That's all folks!.”

~ Bugs Bunny

Often mistaken for this, it, the thing and the doohickey, that has been in existence since 50,000 years before the conception of God. That is a mysterious, omnipresent substance which is in every item ranging from the humble bumblebee to the bumblebees who constantly brag about how awesome they are. The most common that-to-other-stuff ratio is pi-to-one. Items and phenomenon which defy description have long been described as being "All That." Despite this, many uninformed people insist on "having none of that."

[edit] Stop Picking At That

Those who are against that associate that with many different types of affliction which include (but are not limited to):

• blindness
• vertigo
• suntans
• nuns
• exploding tubas
• exploding explosions
• asploding asplosions
• not enough fiber in one's diet
• porridge that is too warm
• porridge that is too cold
• porridge that is just right
• death... or worse
• projectile headbutts
• the end of the universe
• mental instability
• financial freedom
• Uncyclopedia addiction
• none of the above
• all of the above
• 1/8 of the above
• 1/4 of the above
• 3/8 of the above
• 1/2 of the above
• 5/8 of the above
• 3/4 of the above
• 7/8 of the above

That has opponents which forcibly attempt to prohibit and elimiate that. They pick at that. They censor that. They cover that up with Whiteout. Despite their efforts, however, that is undeniably as popular now as it has ever been.

[edit] That that that that that

"That" is famous for being able to be repeated five times and still be grammatically correct, as in the phrase: "They say that that 'that' that that person said sounded dodgy".

[edit] That And This

This and that have been lumped together by humans for millenia. However, keep in mind that you cannot "Smack This," say, "This's hot," or talk about "All This Jazz," because that would make you a n00b. This and that started out as bitter enemies, engaging in great and terrible wars (great due to the special effects, and terrible because they lasted as long as the typical Dragonball Z fight). Over time, that and this became rivals, and, with the emergence of humanity, begrudgingly work together to prevent humans from noun overload. That is most commonly seen as a noun in reference to one's engorged yet flaccid penis, consisting of more than 6 trillion microscopic boners sproiting from the tip.