That article

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That Article is an article about this article, which is referred to as that article in this article. It exists on Uncyclopedia and you're reading it right now. Imagine if someone is writing an article about this article, which in fact is that article you came to read from this article which you also stumbled across in the first place. Anyway, this is what's funny about that article, called this article.

[edit] History

That article was written by this guy, everybody knows that already. However, that guy came after him, sat down at the same computer in the library and wrote that article, which is this article. You would say that I wrote it, which is also true, since I'm that guy who writes articles, so that could be true, eventually. However, when that guy felt bored and went home to have a nap, some dude also came and vandalized both, which was pretty stupid from his part. If you ask him why, he will start doing your mom jokes and everything, so yeah, you better not. But whatsoever that article must be referred to as this article because otherwise you would think that I'm talking about this very article, which I'm clearly not. Because this article is boring and all it does is describe what this article is about.

[edit] Description

Just to clear up some confusion, I'm going to start calling this article Bobby. So yeah, Bobby was written by this guy and contains some cool stuff like stuff about other stuff about why Bobby is cool. You can actually read about the fact that your mom and oscar wilde had things to do with Bobby and that Bobby will not sell you drugs because he doesn't have some. Actually, some dude is the one who used to sell drugs before he had an eating disorder and died while eating this huge sandwich. Health-related problems aside, parts of Bobby also show that there are facts which are not supposed to be fact written about other facts which are false but true because they say that they are false. If your brain just asploded it's okay because this is what this section is meant to do anyway. But yeah, now I can't even call Bobby Bobby anymore because it's a direct reference to King og the Hill and seriously, fuck that show, I never really liked it, all they do is draw the same faces with chins that don't move and arms that are always bent. It's so fucking cheap, seriously.

[edit] Confusions

That article has about 100 facts, which are all true, but point to false things. If you read it and are still alive, that means that you didn't read it because there is nothing to read anyway, since even the article itself is about other articles, which is confusing. the thing is, no matter what the subject is, it will not touch the article itself because it's impossible, there is no article, much like no spoon in the matrix. and it always derives on other subjects completely unrelated to the matter, in fact fuck that shit im not even feel like capitalizing phrases and punctuating them anymore since no one would read this anyway, so there is even no point in writing complete sentences to that matter i can just invent words like geronimo and fastisio and whatsamacheetahpipolezakumidossoyeahfuckthespacesthisisalotbetterandthereisalsospaceeconomyinfactfuckthewordsimgonnawritewithplainacronymsnowomgwtffyisnafukimdone

[edit] Conclusion

And this is why today we call it bread. Any questions?