That guy from Hootie and the Blowfish
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An interesting case of transforming the public's ire into sympathy. The man once known as Hootie was at the forefront of the fifth Great Music Blandening, an occasional crusade by men in suits to make sure all music on the radio sounded the same. The GMB was for the noblest of causes; without any change in the music, no one would ever have to be distracted by a song, or have to change their radio station, greatly reducing the number of accidents. But I digress.
Hootie and the Blowfish were the blandest of the bland, and made great stride in the GMB's crusade ... until one day when the public woke up and realized that, well, music on the radio sucked, and the centre of all the public's hatred became that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish. This brought about the fifth Discovery of Good Bands, during which time that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish attempted to be hip by releasing a solo album in which he pretended to be one of the Black People.
Years passed, and that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish avoided the public eye by working for running for Mayor of New York, which worked until suddenly and without warning, that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish appeared in a commercial for a major fast food chain! The world gasped as that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish strummed a guitar, made no reference to his previous life as that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish and convinced you to buy Nutter Bomb Biscuit Sandwiches.
Later, it was discovered that that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish had spent all of his money while running for Mayor of New York by convincing everyone to vote for None of the Above, and he refused to take the hat of money that his friend John Candy collected from all the various hangers-on.
That guy from Hootie and the Blowfish has nothing whatsoever to do with Canada. Praise Jesus.
He is also a cowboy and lives at the lovely "Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar" Ranch, and he likes money (and fucking bitches) a lot. (see picture)
