That one movie
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| That One Movie | |
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| Directed by | Um... I think he directed Batman. No, the second one. |
| Written by | John Something Whatshisface |
| Starring | That one guy The chick from Titanic Pauly Shore |
| Produced by | Hell if I know, i think it had something to do with Burke... |
| Distributed by | Cinemax or something |
| Release date | I saw it with my mom on her 70th birthday the day it came out. So I don't know. |
| Runtime | Like 2 hours. But it didn't drag |
| Language | English translated by the Muppets' Swedish Chef, Bork bork bork! |
| Budget | Well, there were lots of explosions. Like a million dollars, at least. |
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That one movie was one of the most talked-about movies of 1994. Or was it 1993? I don't remember. Anyway, it was really cool.
[edit] Plot
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That one guy plays this deli employee, right? And so he's like really fed up with his job and quits. He goes to pick up his girlfriend (The chick from Titanic). She's all like "Why'd you quit your job" and so he's like "Dude, I don't need you" and they break up. Then Pauly Shore comes in. He's like really funny. He has this zany get rich quick scheme, and so they become famous and the Titanic chick gets jealous. So she tries to win him back. Dude, and there's this awesome car chase scene about midway through with like Dustin Hoffman in it. Or maybe it was Stephen Baldwin. I don't know. But it was awesome, man!
[edit] Awards
It was nominated for a Golden Globe, wasn't it? Maybe I'm thinking of Hoop Dreams.
[edit] Criticism
I give it two thumbs up for awesome special effects and the scene where they're on a shrimp boat trying to save all the Jews from John Travolta.
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At the end of the movie, i think credits started to roll.
