User:Cajek

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“Crop rotation? Iron-rich diets? Heavy plows? The modern village? All "dark age" inventions. Show that stuff to a Roman and it would be like telling a dog to write a Java servlet.”
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I just want to thank all my fans!
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I look EXACTLY like that, 2D and everything.
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Winner for July 2008 - Cajek!
Winner for July 2008 - Cajek!
Image:Special Cookie.gif REGRETTENENBAUM has awarded you a "special" cookie for Sarah Plain and Tall - quite amusing. Now one of me favorite articles
(There's weed in it)
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Congratulations!!

For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has
awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.
Cyber Ninjastar
For reviewing/nominating my article for VFH. –SysRq


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World's Best Friend May 2008

Image:Wallace in wrong trousers.jpg Congratulations!

MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants.
As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of reignition.
Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

AN AWARD!

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Favorite Person Award

Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person!

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


Image:Newcookie.gif DJ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Image:UUpartay.jpg Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.
Sucker for Punishment Ninjastar
This user is a complete sucker for punishment, and can never seem to stop getting banned. –Doctor Skullthumper
Don't Panic

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems
as a token of gratitude..
Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

A you voted wise Ninjastar
You made the correct choice at NotM –AE


There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!
Under-used Ninjastar
I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – Under User.


Cyber Ninjastar
For voting for me on RotM. Thanks mate. –SysRq


You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 3rd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Quite Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
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