The Al Queda Network
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The Al Queda Network was founded by Osama bin Laden, Al Quedaand Terry Rist in 1989 after their careers failed. Osama was a porn star who was boring and unpleasant to look at, and Al was a costar of a children's show and his domestic partner kicked him out of their apartment because Al had turned evil and Terry was the proprietor of a chain of Irish pubs the went bust due to to the Gunnies famine of 1988 he also had a stake in a Berlin wall building company.
The Al Queda Network is funded in part by Garfield who opposes the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and really likes lasagna. Garfield fears the anti-lasagna fascist Americans because they have been threatening his lasagna stash.
The AQ Network in difference to the GQ Network cannot be browsed with IExplorer's Infidel Edition, because it uses high voltage (ohm's law). Because AQ is offering lots of porn (72 virgins for each registered user), access rates are growing steadily. With its initial public offering at the new york stock exchange in autumn 2001 - resulting in a bursting of the housing bubble - AQ evolved to a global player. Currently, some competitors are trying to develop an alternative browser at Guantanamo University and to enter AQ's core business segments, e.g. bombs. Some former licensees of AQ like Pakistan and Saudi-Oilrabidia already changed their operating system and are now blistering supporters of Freedom05.
[edit] See also
- Al Queda
- The Al Qaeda Theme Park
- Al Jazeera
- Terrorism
- USA
- Iraq
- Afghanistan
- George W. Bush
- Oil
