The All Important Question

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“Questions are important?”

~ George Bush on Questions

Since the dawn of time, Man has asked questions that have no answer. These questions may include: "Are we there yet?", "Why doesn't David Bowie know if there's life on Mars?", and "Why the fuck did we elect an idiot as president?" Well, finally there is an answer to the most important question of all, one that could very well change the fate of the universe, destroy the laws of physics, and disprove all religion. But the truth is that Man may very well not be ready for this question, for the very mention of it has been known to explode brains and melt faces off.

This guy heard the question.

Despite this, people have spent their whole lives searching for the answer that may very well rid the world of slavery, death, war, and Stupidity.

Larry may know the answer.

1 The History
- 1.1 Disclaimer
2 The Question
3 The Follow-Up
- 3.1 The Answer

[edit] The History

This so called "Question of divine importance" has plagued mankind for eons, but where did it come from? The simple answer is: Nobody knows for sure. Although it is unknown as to how this question originated, scientifilogicalists maintain that it was what Jesus asked God right before he died. Despite pestering Jesus about the truth (or lack thereof) of this hypothesis, we still do not know the origin of such a powerful phrase.

[edit] Disclaimer

Those who have weak constitutions, heart problems, halitosis, chicken pox, or are pregnant should stop reading here. However, if you think you are Manly enough, or just plain hardcore, read on.

[edit] The Question

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if Chuck Norris allows it to live?

[edit] The Follow-Up

Though its power is awesome, there is another phrase that may transcend this question. This phrase is : If wood is increased 300%, and the Woodchucks frantically chucked this wood, would they be able to chuck enough wood to make a fort to protect them from Chuck Norris? Incredible, no? But wait, there's more! Recent discoveries have led humanity to an answer to this phrase. Believed to be first spoken by Hitler while on kittens, this answer may very well be the answer to life as we know it.