The Animatrix

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A series of cartoons was created to pacify fans of The Matrix waiting for The Matrix Revolutions. The cartoons explain many random things such as how The Huffer was destroyed, or how Wikiland started running on the new human powered batteries. They were written and directed by the same person who created the Japanese version of V For Vendetta. They were very successful and criticly aclaimed. They could not have been written by the writer of this paragraph, as this writer is bad at speling and posibly iliterat.

1 The Second Redneck Empire Part 1
2 The Second Redneck Empire Part 2
3 The Final Flight of The Huffer
4 Reveiws
5 Cast
6 See Also

[edit] The Second Redneck Empire Part 1

The evidence against the kitten in The Second Redneck Empire.

The Huffing begins.

In this cartoon, one of *Censored's* whores known as "The Naked Girl" tells the story of how Wikiland was taken over by The Redneck Empire and Scientologist Ragime. The films begins with a Kitten Huffing party in a futuristic Orlando, Florida which had fully recovered from the Nike Revolution, where every factory, office building, store, and apartment has become a condo in the year 2029, the party is being served by recycled kittens, who hold a grudge against the Kitten Huffers. One drunk kitten throws an Olde English beer bottle out the window after tasting the digusting beer. The beer bottle lands on Boba Fett, the Emperor of the Redneck Empire who is drinking motor oil. In a construction site, a kitten was watching the trial of another cat who called himself V that was accused of killing Dick Cheney. The cat claimed to have got the idea as a kitten. When he read the unpopular childrens book "V for Vendetta". After the trial, the cat was found guilty of murder and all kittens were sentanced to be huffed. Some kittens escaped to Lakeland and Clearwater and establish an allience with the Redneck Empire and the Scientologists. The Triple Allience founded their own city called Tampon, a city filled with tampon shaped condos and free Kitten Huffs. For a time it was good, but it became bad when the Tamponians killed two Tampon embassadors in The Advertise Here! Convention Center.

[edit] The Second Redneck Empire Part 2

Jimbo is crowned and wants everyone to remember WHY... WE... NEED HIM.

In "The Second Redneck Empire Part 2" The Tamponians bombed Tampon with palm trees. But this was not enough, so the Tamponians started to fart as much as possible in what was called "Operation Fartstorm" until all of Wikiland was covered with a stormy cloud of methane. But this does not stop Tampon. So they try to sign a treaty, but the kitten does not sign the treaty, instead, the kitten detonates a Fart Bomb. After this, the film ends with Boba Fett being crowned as Emperorer of all 3 organizations running Wikiland, Jimbo Wales being crowned as the king of Wikiland, and Oscar Wilde becoming the C.E.O. of Scientology, and all Uncylopedians being infected with The Matrix.

[edit] The Final Flight of The Huffer

Jimbo confronts the crew of the Huffer

In this film, the crew of the ship B.J.A.O.D.N Huffer accidentally fly too near a manhole of the sewers of Tampon and are caught by a band of Wikilandian military ships and facts which just happen to be escorting Jimbo himself and evil master mind John Seigenthaler to an underground strip club. Jimbo Wales was bringing Seigenthaler to the club to discuss diplomatic relations between Wikiland and NBC. Relations had been shakey between Wikiland and NBC due to the Wikipedia article on Seigenthaler which incorrectly states that he was not involved in the assanination of John F. Kennedy.

The Huffer drives into an old sewrage pipe and sits silently in it, hidden from the veiw of Jimbo and his army. Unfortiantly for The crew of the Huffer, the pipe they are hiding in just happens to be the entrance to the strip club that Jimbo and Seiganthaler were heading to. Jimbo quickley notices that The Huffer is blocking the way. So Jimbo decides to deal with the problem himself. As Jimbo's body is made of flying cochroaches, he can move from ship to ship with great ease. As he did here much to the shock of the crew of The Huffer. As Jimbo's cochroaches assemble to create Jimbo's body, some insegnificant crew member tries to step on the cochroaches but they crawl on him and he runs away in a mad panic. The cochroaches then re-assemble to form Jimbo's body. The crew of The Huffer watch in fear as Jimbo Wales says,"All your article are belong to us." The cochroaches dis-assemble and fly into the crew of The Huffer. The crew go mad and press the self-destruct button of the ship. The ship explodes. Killing the crew but leaving Jimbo's brain and his roaches unharmed. The roaches then fly back to the escort ship and continue their journy to the strip club.