The Battle of WTF
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The war between Halo 2 and Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
After killing its master Karl Marx, Halo 2 traveled to the year 20XX, where it proceeded to kill the 8 robot masters, to eventually kill Sigma. He accuired the level 3 summons Communism and Dance Fever through rigorous training sessions in it is Mom's basement. It waged war on all who opposed it, until Captain Jean-Luc Picard teamed up with Megaman X and the Fantastic Four. Picard used his mighty +10 mace of healing to deliver the final blow.
Afterwards, Picard flew back in time on his three legged horse and had a nice dinner with his inspirator, General Beowulf Cluster. They ate fried onions with gravy and chocolate sauce. General Beowulf Cluster then smacked Picard in the face repeatedly with his big, yellow GruHarr stick of doom, screaming incoherent German curses and behaving like a complete waffle. Picard made a complete ass of himself during the battle with Halo 2 because of a pathetic clothing mismatch. And everybody blamed General Beowulf Cluster.
So, screaming like the demented piece of nonsense he truly was, Jean-Luc Picard was sent forward in time to replay the battle wearing a *proper* set of clothing; green leotards, a fresh purple sash and a bright green Mohawk, with matching blue pumps with large serrated edges. He arrived in a puff of dandruff, cried hysterically and promptly got smashed by Halo 2 using his secret frog companion manual.
Halo 2 then went back in time to deal with General Beowulf Cluster, only to find himself surroundend by horrifying Frisian warrors of the Tytsjerkeradiel Tribe. General Beowulf Cluster had summoned them from the Northern Frozen Wastelands using the fabled dead leprechaun spell but ran away after that.
When the smoke cleared all that was left was a big stinking hole that the locals called the lake of the Nasty Motherfucker, where the fish scream and the birds combust spontaneously. Nobody ever found a piece of Halo 2, but it has been told you can see him in the shape of the trees if you look real careful and have had too much to blow.
Fulton J. Sheen entered into the battle, and had a random war with Pope John Paul II. Each took an hour to power up and evolve into a Super Catholic.
