The Big Lebowski
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The Big Lebowski was first released in the late 60's as a failed attempt at translating the Japanese classic Godzilla into English. With breakthroughs in American technology such as Hot Wheels, GI Joe, and the new Barbie attachment Ken (Jeff Lebowski) the movie took an unexpected turn.
Taking place in Los Anglos directors ..... soon released that Californian architecture didn't look as good standing, burn, crumbling, and exploding as their Tokyo rivals. As result of this most of the movie was shot in doors and as a result of it being shot in doors main character Jeff Lebowski role changed from giant terrorizing a city to unshaven fat guy impregnating a women's rights vagina painter.
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The Big Lebowski is a two hour long movie about a guy who does a whole bunch of things which in the end turn out to be hopelessly pointless and fucking confusing. A film by Joel and Ethan Coen, an closeted gay couple who pretend to be brothers, whose previous movies include Fargo which was based on a true story (ahem, ahem... of course it was... the wood chipper, yeah right), the movie was released in 1998 but nobody gives a shit about that year, because nothing actually happened then, unless you can count Titanic winning eleven Oscars, but c'mon, did it really deserve then? I mean, it was a just a shitty movie about a couple who fall in love... and then die horribly painful deaths... and maybe made you cry a bit... but, I mean, what the hell? Who really gives a shit... a shit... ah, darn it, there I gone done lost my train of thought! Oh yeah, the Big Lebowski.
OK, so I'm pretty sure the Dude's not gay. OK, so the Dude's real name, is, in fact, just The Dude; isn't that awesome. Sure, he may called Jeff Lebowski, but that's just a technicality, eh. He's The DUDE. The Dude he is, and the Dude he shall remain. He's the Dude. End of story. You're out of your element.
Yeah, OK, so like I said, it's about this dude called The DUDE. The thugs of some porn-king like, totally, beat him up, man... smashing his head the toilet, you know the whole Sopranos, Family Guy deal... and then they realise they had made a fucking mistake, cause nobody calls him Lebowski, man, he's the Dude, that or His Dudeness, the Duder, or El Duderino if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing. So anyway, they piss on his rug, and he goes bowling, and a pornstar is kidnapped, and a toe arrives in the mail, and Julianne Moore paints in the nude... you know, it's a big confusing mess anyway. Do you like sex? Does the female form make you uncomfortable? My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Anyway... in the end... the crazy Vietnam vet psycho Jew Walter Sobchak, the Dude, and the hopeless Donny ("Shut the fuck up, Donny!") get into a fight with some nihilists and... yeah. End of story. Donny dies, by the way, and maybe that makes you cry too. Even strong men cry, y'know. And what the fuck does anything have to do with Nam?
So, anyway, who cares about this, really? This movie is actually about the JESUS! Nobody fucks with him! They call him a pederast... what the fuck is that anyway? ("Eight-year-olds Dude.") And he's like the king of bowling man, and if you fuck around with him... wait, cancel that, you won't be able to fuck around with him, because nobody fucks with the Jesus!
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The Big Lebowski Was made in the 19??. It stars Jeff briges as Jeffery lebowski which by the way nobody calls him that it is more like "the dude". which because of his name German nihiist who cut off their girlfriend or sister's toe. and crazy pornstar people who kiddnappp bunny who really wasn't kidnapped and just don't fuck with jesus, he is a pederast.shut the fuck up Donny your out of your element.
All they want to do is bowl.
Poor donny.
