The CW Network

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The CW Network
Type	Broadcast television network
Type	Public (NYSE: CWN)
Headquarters	New York, New York
Industry	Media
Slogan	We will give it to you hard!
Key Person	The Devil
Founded	3 way merger Playboy,Viacom and,Warner Bros. Entertainment (2006)
Revenue	▼ $499.3 billion
Net Income	▼ $919.8 billion
Assets	▲ £9.9x10^108
Launch date	September 18, 2006
Past names	Us

The CW Television Network' -- casually called The CW or The Frankenstein Network or Cartoon Wookie or WC; and short for The Codswallop Network -- is an American television network launched in the 2006-07 season. It is a merger of "The Network with Teen Dramas and Cartoons" and "The Network That Doesn't Have Star Trek Anymore". The network is a joint venture between Viacom and Playboy Enterprises. The CW stands for "Crap" and "Worthless".

The CW airs programming targeted at younger audiences — a demographic that had been targeted by crap and worthless programming. Viacom and Playboy Enterprises knew that by combining their networks' schedules and station lineups, The CW would strengthen into a superpower broadcast network, competing at a higher level than PBC, NBC, CBS and Fox TV — a stature neither ↑N nor The WB were able to achieve. But unlike the "Big Four" broadcast networks, The CW also broadcast local news and sports on their regional affiliates.

Playboy Enterprises chairman Oscar Wilde explained that the name of the new network is an amalgamation of the first initials of Crap and Worthless. Oscar Wilde joked "We didn't call it KFC for obvious reasons." However, some insiders have said that the "CW" name is good, citing that it is often used by certain people in the context of, "Oh look, The CW. Hey, what's on another channel?"

Contents 1 Stations 2 Programming 3 CANCELED 4 Shows by number of Viewers (1=1 Million) 5 Cost of Operation 5.1 Budget 6 Marketing 6.1 "Come Getchya Some" 6.2 "We will give it to you hard!" 6.2.1 Examples of “Real Life” Ads done by The CW 6.3 Multimedia 7 News and Controversy 7.1 Top 25 Greatest Moments According to Viewers 8 See Also

[edit] Stations

The CW is based around the 146 WB stations around the world owned by Playboy (which relinquished its investment in The WB) and 19 ↑N stations owned by Viacom. These stations combine to reach 148 percent of the United States. It is estimated that the network will eventually reach 1,100 percent of the World. In markets where both ↑N and WB affiliates operate, only one became a CW affiliate. In every market in the world, The CW affiliates run casinos and amusement/entertainment where fun can be had by everyone. Most of the proceeds are split between Playboy and Viacom who then use it to pay executives and pay for the very high budgets that the shows on The CW require because of their cinematic quality. It is estimated that The CW makes over trillion dollars per year in this fashion.

[edit] Programming

The network provides 13 hours of worthless programming (with limited commerials) to the newly affiliated stations, adopting the WB's former programming schedule: 8-10pm Monday to Friday , 5-10pm Sundays, 3-5pm weekday afternoons, and a five-hour Saturday morning Hardcore Porno block (all times Eastern Standard Time).

COLOR KEY: DRAMAS | NEW COMEDIES |COMEDIES | SPORTS | NEW DRAMA | REALITY | NEWS | NEW REALITY

Primetime	7:00 PM	7:30 PM	8:00 PM	8:30 PM	9:00 PM	9:30 PM
Sunday	Beauty & the Criminal (R)		Everybody Hates Gays	TMZ on the CW	Gayfriends	The Game
Monday	Local programming		Gossip Guy		Wilmington: Raleigh
Tuesday			Raper (R)		Gilmore Girls (R)
Wednesday			America's Next Top Pornstar		Farmer Wants a Wife
Thursday			Smallville (R)		Superluxury (R)
Friday			UFC

(R)-Repeat (E)-Encore (S)-Simulcast (F)-Finale

UPCOMING:

• 28803
• Carotica
• Surviving your Wealth
• 69

[edit] CANCELED

• Pussycat Dolls Present was a 60 minute, TV-XX, Pornoreality, where six very lucky people (could be guys or girls) are chosen from fifteen people to fuck one of the Six Pussycat Dolls. The show actually scored -1.5 million viewers last season, because there were actually more people actively not watching this show then watching it. This feat alone amazed the network enough to bring it back for 4 additional seasons. However, during the 2nd season they realized that this wasn't such a good idea when the viewers of The CW's ,"money-maker", America's Next Top Pornstar decreased by 98% just because it aired on the same night.
  • Series Finale (2.1 million - 55 minutes): The CW decided to run a Veronica Mars episode from season one where she shoots the school principal when he is about to call the police after finding 40 pounds of cocaine in her locker. Veronica Mars finds the snitch and guns her down in the middle of a crowded hall then she hangs her from the ceiling. This gains her some respect from the PCH Bike Gang.

• Terrorist in America was a 30 minute, TV-14, Sitcom about a guy who, after going through freshman year as a loser (Dan Byrd) his mother (Kelly Ripa) gets an exchange student from Syria. Little did she know what she got her family into. This show was canceled after the show's whole behind the scenes crew was suicide bombed by Al Qaeda.

• Gayfriends was a 30 minute, TV-XXX, GayPornoSitcom about The lives of a few super rich gay young guys as they visit the gayest destinations on earth. However, ratings where low because the only people who watched this show were super rich gay young guys.
  • Series Finale (2.5 million - 28 minutes): The guys' pink Bentley is run off the road in Alabama by a lifted red Chevy Suburban. They are taken out of their car and executed by a straight University of Alabama student who they tried to hit on.

• Living Wild was a 60 minute, TV-MA, Crimedrama about a New York crime lord (D.W. Moffet) who moves his family which includes his second wife (Lucy Liu) and children to his father-in-law's rural South African mansion against his party slut daughter's (Leah Pipes) wishes. This show canceled when the producer lost a bet to the writers about who would win Super Bowl XLII. Also, the viewership of the series finale decreased by over 70% from the week before because it was aired during the Super Bowl.
  • Series Finale (3.1 million - 48 minutes): Danny (D.W. Moffett) guns down the owner of the rival lodge when is challenged by him, Katie (Leah Pipes) has unprotected sex with an HIV positive boy, Jesse (Andrew St. John) gets involved with cocaine sales.

• Online Nation was a 30 minute, TV-XX, ViewergeneratedPorno which allowed its viewers to submit webcam porn footage. Viewergenerated content on the show is usually aired without screening so literally anything is able to be make it on to the show which was part of its appeal. However, on October 14, 2007 a Mexican viewer of Online Nation submitted porn of himself and 3 other mexicans screwing and killing a 20 year old chick. Coincidentally on the same episode, A 22 year old virgin allows a horse to fuck her. This forced the CW to cut to a test pattern 14 minutes before the end of the show.
  • Series Finale (18.3 million - 13 minutes): Videos entitled "Gangsex" submitted from Los Angeles,CA and "Horse rides college girl" from Lexington,KY.

• Veronica Mars was a 60 minute, TV-MA, Crimedrama about a San Diego super slut/party girl (Kristen Bell) who witnesses the death of her bestfriend, 2nd bestfriend, father, and boyfriend. To cope she turns into a very sexy international Congirl/Drugrunner/Gunrunner/Assassin/Crime Boss/Druglord/Terrorist. This show was canceled after The CW found out that Kristen Bell the actress who plays Veronica Mars will likely spend time in jail after her dogfighting indictment.
  • Series Finale (18.9 million viewers - 52 minutes): The Colombian Government screws Veronica Mars out of $45 Billion after a cocaine shipment was intercepted by the DEA, so she decides that she will set Colombia ablaze. Her closest friend Weevil (Francis Capra) asks her if she really wants to kill millions of people over just $45 Billion, Veronica Mars answers, "Fuck Yes, It will send the message to the Colombians and everyone one else: Never FUCK Veronica Mars over" (very last words of the Veronica Mars TV Series).

• Hidden Palms was a 60 minute, TV-XXXX, Pornodrama about Johnny Miller (Taylor Handley) who was forced to move to Palm Beach, Florida after his dad committed suicide. Little did he know that his new town held tons of secrets. Intending to be the most edgy porno show ever created, The CW and Lionsgate overstepped their boundaries when 21 years old Amber Heard engaged in unwanted sex with 17 year old Ellary Porterfield during Episode 4. As a result, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and the FBI have forced the Lionsgate production company to end it's production of the show.
  • Series Finale (27.3 million viewers - 50 minutes): Johnny's stepdad (D.W. Moffet) catches Cliff (Micheal Cassidy) fucking his new wife. Johnny has a threesome with Greta (Amber Heard) and Nikki (Tessa Thompson).

• Gilmore Girls was a 60 minute, TV-MA, Automotivedrama that involved a MILF named Lorelai Gilmore (Lauren Graham) and her sexy daughter named Rory Gilmore (Alexis Bledel) who were running a multi-million dollar underground street racing operation out of Connectthedots.
  • Series Finale (30.3 million viewers - 90 minutes - commercial free): After leaving her Graduation night Rave, Rory is killed when Logan (Matt Czuchry) uses his Saleen S7 to drive her Ducati 1098 motorcycle into the back of a semitruck at over 230 mph while they were streetracing on I-95, Lorelai buys a house in The Hamptons to deal with her daughter's death.

• 7th Heaven was a 60 minute, TV-X, Crimedrama that involved Paster Eric Camden (Stephen Collins) pimping in Los Angeles which makes him and his family very rich.
  • Series Finale (29.4 million viewers - 90 minutes - commercial free): Mary Camden (Jessica Biel) returns with 3 Westside TGS (Snoop Dogg, Xzibit, Dr. Dre) gang members and guns down her father Paster Eric Camden while he is preaching in his church, because he sold her into prostitution in Bangkok during the 6th season.

• Reba originated as half hour sitcom that stared country music legend (Reba MacEntire), her children (the number and actors who played the roles varied), and ex-husband (Tim Allen) and his new wife (Melissa Tome) and their crazy mis-adventures in Houston, Texas. When the show transferred to the CW, it was retooled and Reba went into the real estate business with Blake (Snoop Dog) who eventually became her lover.
  • Series Finale (25.7 million viewers): In the Series Finale, when Van's poor reading skills results in a drive by, Reba allows them to stay at her house until things cool down. Meanwhile, Barbara Jean catches Brock cross-dressing and shrugs it off. Reba and Blake consummate their relationship at last. With everyone at a happy state in their life; they all realize they had a crazy six years but they made it through because they're "Survivors". With that, a newly remixed version of Reba MacEntire's Survivor played with beats from Snoop Dog.

• Border Patrol Smith was a 60 minute, TV-14, drama that involved a guy (Donnie Wahlberg) fighting for survival after being kidnapped by Mexican drug smugglers and sent to somewhere in Mexico. This show was canceled 15 minutes into the Pilot episode because it only had 100 viewers.

[edit] Shows by number of Viewers (1=1 Million)

Viewers per million @ Last Air date	Show Title	Runtime (mins.)	Format	TV Rating	Show Info
29.4	America's Next Top Pornstar	50-55	PornoReality	XX	Jenna Jameson hosts a show that sets out to find the newest Vivid Girl.
22.7	UFC	110-115	Sports/Fighting	14	Fighters use mixed martial arts in hand to hand combat to beat another fighter's ass down (or kill) in the octogon. Live from Madison Square Garden in New York.
22.6	Smallville	45-50	Sportsdrama/ Fantasy	MA	A quarterback from a high school in North Texas named Clark Kent (Tom Welling) uses his super human powers to increase his already high popularity and to benefit his closest friends while taking advantage of everyone else.
19.4	Beauty and the Criminal	50-55	Reality	MA	Ashton Kutcher punks young sexy women into hooking up with guys from Interpol's or FBI's most wanted list. Filmed in Dubai or Tel Aviv or Hong Kong.
18.1	Superluxury	45-50	Drama	MA	Brothers Sam and Dean Winchester (Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles) inherit $145 Billion after the death of their parents.
16.3	Raper	45-50	Crimepornodrama	XXXX	Sam Oliver (Bret Harrison) and his friends perform serial rapings in and around the Seattle metro.
13.7	Wilmington: Raleigh	45-50	Sportsdrama	MA	The eventful lives of NC State Soccer coach Lucas Scott (Chad Michael Murray), Fulham Football Club soccer player Nathan Scott (James Lafferty), Interscope Records producer Peyton Sawyer (Hilarie Burton), and Vivid Girl pornstar Brooke Davis (Sophia Bush) and others as they continue their high school drama fours years later in Raleigh, North Carolina.
12.6	Gossip Guy	45-50	Drama	X	A mystery guy uses spies and high-tech surveillance to ruin the reputation of several of Long Island's elite young people. He does this by posting his findings on his very popular blog.
10.3	Farmer Wants a Wife	50-55	PornoReality	X	A Farmer from Tennessee tries to decide whether or not he wants to marry a woman or an animal.
6.1	The Game	25-29	SportSitcom	MA	The lives of three Los Angeles Dodgers (Nomar Garciaparra, Jeff Kent ,and Rafael Furcal), but mainly on their cheating wives.
4.1	TMZ on the CW	25-29	News	MA	The Latest News on Hollywood and The CW.
2.6	Gayfriends	20-25	GayPornoSitcom	XXX	The lives of a few super rich gay young guys as they visit the gayest destinations on earth.
.5	Everybody Hates Gays	20-25	Sitcom	Y7	Chris Rock plays a fag named Chris Crocker growing up in his native South Carolina.

[edit] Cost of Operation

[edit] Budget

The CW Network counterfeits massive amounts of the British pound to pay for its operating costs. This is done on large money ships that sail international waters. The £ was chosen because it is worth twice as much as the US$. So, if they counterfeit £40,000,000 it will translate to $80,000,000. It is estimated that the CW counterfeits about £900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 a year. This allows the network to spend massively on FCC Fines, production costs, big name producers and Actors’ salaries. For example Tom Welling of Smallville gets paid $1,604,010,001.99 per year while Alexis Bledel gets $1,025,900,290.34.

Show	Producer	Main Location Filmed	Cost Per Season
Gilmore Girls	Jerry Bruckheimer	Hartford, Connecticut	$4,952,239,324
Superluxury	Neal H. Moritz	Palo Alto, California	$4,645,655,000
Smallville	Steven Spielberg	North Texas	$4,234,892,350
Veronica Mars	Micheal Mann	San Diego, California	$4,216,003,231
Hidden Palms *	Adrian Lyne	Palm Beach, Florida	$3,000,000,004
Living Wild **	Martin Scorsese	South Africa	$2,999,018,093
Beauty and the Criminal	Ashton Kutcher	Dubai, UAE	$2,715,604,831
Wilmington	McG	Raleigh, North Carolina	$2,163,434,821
Raper	Micheal Bay	Seattle, Washington	$1,991,189,185
7th Heaven	Martin Bregman	Los Angeles, California	$1,871,017,001
Gossip Guy	McG	East Hampton, New York	$1,239,889,002
America’s Next Top Pornstar	Jenna Jameson	Van Nuys, California	$100,453,239
UFC	Dana White	Manhattan, New York	$25,655,000

* only 8 Episodes where filmed
** only 13 Episodes where filmed

[edit] Marketing

Marketing and promotions are a major part of any TV network’s budget, but the CW spends on a massive scale. Exactly $134,768,970,963,890 is spent on advertising and promotions per year. Ad Campaigns have included...

[edit] "Come Getchya Some"

"Come Getchya Some" is The CW network's original $408.4 trillion full marketing campaign which was created by drunk Auburn University students. The campaign included advertisements in cinemas, on billboards, on the Internet, in magazines, on TV (commercials and infomercials) and “Real Life” Ads (ex. Alexis Bledel and a hot friend doing good stuff with a heavily modified Ferrari Enzo on I-4). A widely publicized party was thrown at the CW Mansion that contained stars of the CW shows such as Gilmore Girls, UFC, Veronica Mars, Superluxury, America's Next Top Pornstar, Smallville and Wilmington. An oversized billboard was towed around the country by two semi trucks with the phrase The "Come Getchya Some " which was followed by a phrase to characterize each show. Such descriptives have included "Hot girls with fast cars" (to describe Gilmore Girls), "Super hero football player" (Smallville), "Ultra rich Playboy living" (Superluxury), "Nude sexy girls" (America's Next Top Pornstar), "North Carolina high school soccer" (Wilmington), "Fucking gay little fag" (Everybody Hates Gays), "Interpol’s most wanted, ultra sexy, young criminal" (Veronica Mars), "Super rich gay young guys" (Gayfriends), "sinister minister" (7th Heaven) and "No holds bar ass-kicking action" (UFC).

[edit] "We will give it to you hard!"

On August 6, 2007, The CW launched their second marketing campaign which costed them a total of $76.3 trillion, "We will give it to you hard". A Three 6 Mafia song entitled Give it was chopped and screwed then used for the CW’s commercials. The original title for the song is Now I’m hi which can be found on their CD called Mystic Stylez as the fifth track. This marketing campaign involved all of the elements of the first without the oversized billboard being towed around the country. The Ad Campaign was meant to show that the “CW doesn’t give a fuck about the FCC”, according to Playboy magazine. In fact, The CW even approved and carried out a “Real Life” Ad, in which three University of Washington students were actually raped by a guy who looked like Bret Harrison to advertise the upcoming CW series Raper.

[edit] Examples of “Real Life” Ads done by The CW

• UFC: Fighters crashed a college football game and started a riot in the stands.
• Smallvile: A suburb of Lubbock, Texas is renamed Smallville.
• Smallville: Tom Welling plays a snap as Dallas Cowboys quarterback against the New York Giants where he throws a 42-yard TD pass to Terrell Owens.
• Veronica Mars: A 5'1" hot blonde girl is involved in 15 gang shootings in San Diego.
• Veronica Mars:The CW causes San Diego’s crime rate to go back up.
• Wilmington: A prom is crashed by the cast of Wilmington.
• Wilmington: Raleigh: During a match against Manchester United, James Lafferty was seen sitting on the Fulham Football Club bench wearing a Fulham uniform.
• Gilmore Girls: Alexis Bledel and a hot friend doing good stuff with a heavily modified Ferrari Enzo on I-4
• Gilmore Girls: A hot chick driving a Ford GT is pulled over in New York for doing 170 over the speed limit.
• Raper: Three University of Washington students were raped by a guy who looked like Bret Harrison.
• Raper: Rapes in the Seattle metro increase by 57% the month before Raper premiered.
• 28803: A North Carolina State Trooper pulls over a ZO6 Corvette driven by a sexy girl for reckless driving (drifting).
• 28803: Streetracing through the western North Carolina Mountains is sharply increasing in popularity.

[edit] Multimedia

• From time to time, The CW airs short programming breaks called "Content Wraps", — a play on the network's name, to advertise one company's product during an entire commercial break.
  • During Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars on Tuesdays four sexy “college” girls took 2 of Chevrolet’s all-new Corvette ZO6’s out for a drive around the state of Georgia in a Content Wrap called ZO6 Joyrides.

• The CW secretly buys infomercial spots from random channels so that it can air CW stars in unannounced late night pornos.
  • September 19,2006 Donnie Wahlberg of Border Patrol Smith jacks off into Kristin Kreuk of Smallville on the Lifetime at 3:30am.
  • July 1,2007 Lauren Graham of Gilmore Girls raped Tom Welling of Smallville on the Discovery Channel at 3:30am.
  • October 2,2007 Leighton Meester of Gossip Guy performed oral on Sophia Bush of Wilmington on HGTV at 4:30am.
  • March 17,2008 Blake Lively of Gossip Guy is fucked in the ass by Jensen Ackles of Superluxury on FX at 2:30am.

• On January 18, 2007, The CW began streaming content from Vivid Video, Playboy, and all CW shows.

• On July 17, 2007 the cw.com started streaming coverage of the 2007 AKA Rally, in which Alexis Bledel (Ferrari F430 Scuderia), Jared Padalecki (Ferrari 599 GTB), Jensen Ackles (Saleen S7), drove their personal cars from Utah to New Jersey.

[edit] News and Controversy

• October 17,2007: The FCC fines The CW Network a record $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 after they aired shock porn and bestiality during the show Online Nation on broadcast television during primetime.

• July 30, 2007: Upon news of Kristen Bell's indictment, The CW cancels Veronica Mars.

• July 29, 2007: Kristen Bell and eight others are indicted by a Federal grand jury on multiple counts of Dogfighting. She faces a $350,000 fine plus up to 6 years in jail.

• Lionsgate was forced to cancel Hidden Palms production May 31,2007 pending an FBI and Royal Canadian Mounted Police investigation of underage pornographic activity.

• April 25, 2007:On The Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Alexis Bledel revealed that after buying a Pagani Zonda C12F that she was nearly caught by the Polizia Stradale petrolling the autostrada for going 300kph in a 130 kph zone, but she was able to outrun them.

• April 12, 2007: Michigan Police found over 80 Pitbulls on Kristen Bell's rural Michigan property during a dogfighting investigation of the Michigan Humane Society.

• January 2, 2007: Ashton Kutcher was detained and interrogated by Interpol then the FBI because he able to find their most wanted international criminals for his reality show and they couldn't.

• During the filming of Season 4 of Beauty and the Criminal, Jamal Ahmed Mohammed Ali Al Badawi from Season Four's cast suicide bombed the Tel Aviv nightclub where 7 beauties and 6 other Interpol criminals were raving. As a result, The CW and Ashton Kutcher had to find an emergency cast comprising of 7 more beauties and 7 of FBI's most wanted and a new filming location in Hong Kong instead.

• Many church groups complain of the family unfriendly programming in particular 7th Heaven, America's Next Top Pornstar and Gayfriends. The CW Network responded with, "FUCK YOU!!".

• South Florida's CW affiliate WSFL 39 is undergoing a DEA investigation because it was rumored that they were conducting a cocaine running business with Colombia.

• Rapper WC said "Those fuckas stole my name." The CW network responded by saying "Not true. Bitch."

[edit] Top 25 Greatest Moments According to Viewers

1. America’s Next Top Pornstar One of the girls see a donkey and mistakes the Top Pornstar audition for the Equis casting in cycle 6.
2. 7th Heaven Annie Camden catches her daughter (Beverley Mitchell) having sex with another girl (Ashlee Simpson) in Season 7 with sexy results involving lots of professional therapy when the girl is revealed to be her long lost sister Beckey.
3. Smallville Clark Kent fucks the hell out of the new sexy biology teacher (Krista Allen) after class during Season 2.
4. Wilmington Brooke Davis enjoys the raping that Peyton Sawyer gives her during the Season 3 Finale.
5. Superluxury Sam Winchester catches Dean having a foursome while in a New York City penthouse during Season 1.
6. America's Next Top Pornstar: After being fondled by Howard Stern on his show, an America's Next Top Pornstar contestant punches Howard in the balls and gets kicked off the show by the producer during Season 5 of America's Next Top Model.
7. 7th Heaven Mary Camden (Jessica Biel) fights her father Rev. Eric Camden and sends him to the hospital after he backhands her for saying “Fuck You” during Season 6.
8. UFC 45,000 people riot with guns and knives in Madison Square Garden 233 are killed 14,235 are injured.
9. Gossip Guy A sex tape of Serena (Blake Lively) fucking her bestfriend's boyfriend is posted on Gossip Guy's blog during the Pilot.
10. Veronica Mars Veronica gets frisky with Weevil (Francis Capra) in the back of a black Chevy Suburban during Season 3.
11. The Game Los Angeles Galaxy soccer player David Beckham fucks Nomar Garciaparra's wife while her husband is at the All-Star Game during Season 2.
12. Smallville In an act of kindness, Dennis Franchoine (Texas A&M Head Coach) allows Texas A&M Quarterback Clark Kent to bring 60 sexy girls into the locker room for his teammates during his first practice during Season 5.
13. Gilmore Girls Rory Gilmore (Ferrari Enzo) and Lane played by Devon Aoki (Nissan Skyline R34 GTR) outrun the Toll Booth Patrol on the Florida Turnpike in Season 5.
14. Smallville Clark Kent uses his super speed to screw every sexy girl at Texas A&M, Texas Tech, UT, and Baylor in less than one second.
15. Gilmore Girls Rory throws a 8 keg kegger (filled with Samuel Adams) in her Yale University dorm room during Season 7.
16. Pussycat Dolls Present... A guy attempts suicide and is kicked off the show after it's revealed that the Pussycat Doll he fucked during the Pilot episode of the series used to be a man.
17. Veronica Mars Veronica Mars and her boys (The PCH bike gang) turn Neptune High into a S&M club during her senior year in Season 2.
18. Gilmore Girls Lorelai Gilmore gives Rory Gilmore a Ducati 998 for her first vehicle during Season 1.
19. Gayfriends Two of the Guys get shot at for being gay in public (they are in Iran) during Season 3.
20. 7th Heaven Rev. Eric Camden sells his daughter Mary into prostitution in Bangkok for $1,500,000 during Season 6 (this is Jessica Biel's last episode).
21. Gilmore Girls Rory Gilmore totals her Enzo on I-95 during Season 5 Finale.
22. Superluxury Stanford Mascot shoots Sam and Dean's parents.
23. Terrorist in America The exchange student declares jihad when people make fun of him in class during the Pilot.
24. Everybody Hates Gays Chris cries about Britney Spears's new album during Season 1.
25. Beauty & the Criminal The camera takes the audience inside as executive producer Ashton gets cavity searched during a very special episode.

[edit] See Also

• CBS
• NBC
• ABC
• The W
• Fox TV
• ATVN
• PBC
• ↑N
• My Network TV