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The legendary hit album by Who Love Cheesy Poos which sold -5.0 million copies in no time and has been awarded as the Brain Breaking Album Of The Year by the Alfred. W. Tus Foundation since 1982.
“I actually enjoyed listening to that album.”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Chronicles Of Warlord Josef And His Eggnogg
[edit] History
The recording of the album started in 1981 during the Diarrhea Day as WLCP's lead singer Cruz Dickofson to test his future trademark technique of playing the guitar with a cheesy poo. Even though the band members managed to melt their teeth during the recording process, it was soon released and caught attention due to its unique cheesy poo color. The album was rereleased in 1995.5, even though many people suggest that old copies of the album never sold were just sold again.
[edit] Controversies
It is said that Margaret Thatcher noted that the album was plain crap, which basically caused the great WLCP vs. Common Sense lawsuit from 1983, among with WLCP's legendary act of managing to get neutrons blamed instead of the band. Because no one was able to charge neutrons, the lawsuit was dropped.
Among the years critics have always pointed out that beside the single tracks We Love Cheesy Poos and I Am My Mom the rest of the tracks are clearly filler material, especially because of the double appearance of Who Love Cheesy Poos. The truth is that no one notices these facts due to everyone agreeing how crappy the album actually is. Why is it called a controversy though, is a tradition.
[edit] Tracklisting
- 1. Our Moment Of Justice
- 2. Another Moment of Justice
- 3. Just Ice
- 4. Who Love Cheesy Poos
- 5. We Love Cheesy Poos
- 6. Who Love Cheesy Poos
- 7. We Do
- 8. Once Again
- 9. Who Names These Tracks
- 10. I Am My Mom
- 11. And Your Mom
- 12. Why Does The World Fart
- 13. Too Much Oregano, Mr. Risotto
(Bonus)
- 14. I Am My Mom (acoustic)
