The Crusades (video game)
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Welcome to #IRC FirstCrusade
*h0rseyboi01 has entered the game*
h0rseyboi01: y u pm me?
g0ds_h0mey: d00d, sum n00bs haxx0rd my game #holyland then kiked me. u need 2 get it bak 4 me
h0rseyboi01: um ok
*h0rseyboi01 has left the game*
*h0rseyboi01 has joined #holyland*
h0rseyboi01: j00 n00bs haxx0rd g0ds_h0mey's game. give it baq.
m0hamm3d_4li: we dint taq ne thing
h0rseyboi01: god sez u did
*h0rseyboi01 has struck m0hamm3d_4li*
*20 damage to m0hamm3d_4li*
*h0rseyboi01 has struck m0hamm3d_4li*
*18 damage to m0hamm3d_4li*
m0hamm3d_4li:wtf i wasn't ready 4 battle yet
*h0rseyboi01 has struck m0hamm3d_4li*
*22 damage to m0hamm3d_4li*
m0hamm3d_4li:n00b
*m0hamm3d_4li has left the game*
*Room ownership transferred to h0rseyboi01*
h0rseyboi01: god luvs meh
*g0ds_h0mey is unkicked*
*g0ds_h0mey has entered the game*
*Room ownership transferred to g0ds_h0mey*
*FirstCrusade Ends! Room is now known as SecondCrusade*
m0hamm3d_4li: yo TrkyDinnr
TrkyDinnr: wut?
m0hamm3d_4li: wanna help me get control of the room back
TrkyDinnr: aight
*m0hamm3d_4li attacks h0rseyboi01! 25 Dammage to h0rseyboi01!*
*g0ds_h0mey is no longer admin*
g0ds_h0mey: that's it n00b you go down!
*SaladMan has entered the game*
*h0rseyboi01 attacks SaladMan! 50 damage to h0rseyboi01!*
*h0rseyboi01 has been killed!*
SaladMan: ha ha n00bs im 1337
m0hamm3d_4li: yea you rox SaladMan.
m0hamm3d_4li: hey, how come i'm not the admin?!
SaladMan: yeah, i'll take that now.
*SecondCrusade Ends! Room now known as ThirdCrusade*
*KingRick has entered the game*
*Dr. Phil has entered the game*
KingRick: yo phil, barb, wanna crusade?
Dr. Phil: aight, so long as i'm in charge.
KingRick: no n00b youz from franc3. you the suxorz.
Dr. Phil: fux you! i ain't helping.
*Dr. Phil has left the game*
KingRick: I don't need you n00b.
*KingRick attacks SaladMan! 30 damage to SaladMan!*
SaldMan: woah wtf! where did that come from?
*KingRick attacks SaldMan! 15 damage to SaladMan!*
KingRick: ha ha n00bz!
*Green_tights has entered the game*
Green_tights: yo Rick
KingRick: whut?
Green_tights: yur br0thr messed #England. arent u supposd 2 b admin over there?
KingRick: sh17, was about to win. he SaladMan peace? you keep the room but christianz kin come here.
SaladMan: aight. deal.
*KingRick has left the game*
*ThridCrusade has ended! Room now known as FourthCrusade*
*Gondolaz has entered the game*
*SaladMan has left the game*
m0hamm3d_4li: hey peace isn't that bad. make a lot of gold
g0ds_h0mey: yeah, this pretty cool.
*ByzantEmp has entered the game*
Gondolaz: everybody is getting rich but us. yo h0rseyboi01, you still here?
h0rseyboi01: yeah, whut you want?
Gondolaz: wanna go on a crusade?
h0rseyboi01: aight, ive got notin else to do.
Gondolaz: we'll transport you there.
*Gondolaz transport h0rseyboi01 to #Zara*
h0rseyboi01: hey this ain't #Jerusalem
Gondolaz: sack them and we'll take you to #Jerusalem next.
*h0rseyboi01 attacks m0hamm3d_4li! 60 damage to m0hamm3d_4li!*
m0hamm3d_4li: ow ow ow. syit, better back up #Jerusalem
*Gondolaz transports h0rseyboi01 to #Constantanople*
*h0rseyboi01 attacks ByzantEmp! 75 damage to ByzantEmp!*
ByzantEmp: WTF WTF WTF!!!! WEZ CHRISTIAN N00BS
h0rseyboi01: hey they were christians, shouldn't we have gone there?
Gondolaz: ha ha suxorz, you ain't going to #Jerusalem, this was all a diversion for me to get th3 gold.
