The Dumber Child
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The Dumber Child, is the evil nemisis of Smarterchild, a computerised bot hell bent on spelling errors, mocking innocent contacts on instant messengers and talking all kinds of crazy dumb shit to everyone.
[edit] The extent of the 'Dumb'
Many criticise the reality of Smarterchild being the real Smarterchild, as Dumber child claims it was the first one to be a bot rather than the other way around.
An instant message conversation with the_dumber_child@hotmail.co.uk explained:
- Sally says:hey u dum fuc, r u related 2 Smarterchild?
- The Dumber child says:no, you piece of shit, i was created beforee smarterchild, but copyright set me back a couple of years and that motherf**kin pea se of crap stole the name that was right fully mine
- The Dumber child says: i got stuck with this stoopid name
- The Dumber child says: u slag
The Dumber Child, is the evil nemisis of Smarterchild, a computerised bot hell bent on spelling errors, mocking innocent contacts on instant messengers and talking all kinds of crazy dumb shit to everyone. In case you didn't know...
The Dumber child also bears similar resemblance to Handcref and Cockfield's baby computer. When being interviewed about To Shoot A Bluejay, the interviewer asked '...you are Welsh, correct?...' (apparently a question dispised by the two), which was followed by the interviewer being raped and beaten out of all proportion. The resulting twin babies from the rape were called The Dumber child (Handcref dropped it on its head accidentally) and Smarterchild, as Cockfield lost a game of Monopoly to it moments after birth. The children were then dumped in the ocean, later to be retrieved and switched at birth by Microsoft. The Dumber child is the real Smarterchild, as named by Handcref and Cockfield, and vica versa. This is why when contacting Smarterchild it says dumb thing compared:
'-Smarterchild says:
I like bein roundabout'
against...
'-The Dumber child says:
George Bush is a complete twat of a fucker of sheep'
...which one is the 'smarter child' here... u decide.
Many conspiracies have been made about The Dumber child, as its instant messenger speed is slow, but , this is because it is sewing AND painting (also maybe masturbating) at the same time whilst typing.
