The First Ever Edible Article

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This unfit article should be immediately regurgitated devoured by the much stronger Article, because Charles Darwin would have wanted it that way.

This article is a breakthrough in scientific breakthroughs in the field of ediblearticleology. (if you don't know what that is, tough luck, biatch). If you take a bite of this page it should taste metallic and plastic with the undertones of electrocution.

[edit] Flavours

• Strawberry
• Apple
• Cheese
• Kumquot
• Weapon of Mass Destruction
• Kittenhuffleberry

Interestingly, all the flavours taste like synthetic rubber.

AAAAAAAACCCKKK! This article is inedible! Please dispose of it in an environmentally-safe toxic waste dump. X-P