The Fox and the Hound
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| The Fox and the Hound | |
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| Directed by | Rob Zombie |
| Produced by | Walt Disney |
| Written by | Bob the Builder |
| Starring | Corey Feldman, Peter Griffin & Dr. Robotnik |
| Distributed by | Disney |
| Release date(s) | June 6, 2006 |
| Running time | 83 minutes |
| Language | Mid-Western American English dialect |
| Budget | $5.15 |
The Fox and the Hound is an animated movie produced by Disney. The story entails a Red Fox kit named 'Todd' and a Bloodhound puppy named 'Copper'. They become gay lovers, while their owners are neo-conservative fundamentalist Christians. They then go through a series of misfortunate events which ultimately prove that they shouldn't have chosen to be gay in the first place.
The Fox and the Hound won several awards in 1985 including Best meta-furry feature, Best Animated feature involving talking animals and Best rape scene.
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[edit] Characters
[edit] Todd
Todd is a Red Fox orphan who was adopted by an old fat lady. He grows close relationships with some of the neighboring animals, especially a hunky, sexy bloodhound he meets from next door. Todd is bisexual.
[edit] Copper
Copper is a bloodhound who was brought into a hunter's ranch to be raised as a hunting dog to replace the old hunting dog. Morbid idea being taught to the kids watching the movie, but hey, it is the truth, if your hunting dog is gonna die, gotta get a new one.
[edit] Widow Tweed
The woman who adopts Todd after she finds him orphaned and lonely. How she managed to tame a wild fox kit who'd lost its mother is beyond me, but at any rate they grew to be close friends. Her main rival is Amos Slade, the neighboring hunter and resident Burt Reynolds impersonator.
[edit] Slade
Hunting expert and Burt Reynolds fan. He owns a 1921 Model T, custommized rims, subwoofers and backseat plasma TV screens. He is extremely miserable and his only release seems to be slaying innocent woodland creatures for sport, indicating he cannot get laid. He became even more successful after Quiet Riot covered his song "Cum on Feel My Cum (You Dirty Fox You)"
[edit] Master Chief
The old, dying, soon-to-be-replaced hunting dog owned by Slade. He was nutered a year before the story takes place, so as you can imagine he is still a little pissed about that and is irritated through out the entire movie.
[edit] Vixie
Bow chicka wow wow. Vixie becomes Todd's girlfriend after Copper breaks up with him. Vixie is smoking hot and I would do her and I am a human.
[edit] Big Mama
a big, fat, loving barn owl. She be the only black character in the entire movie. She playes the loving mother that can emphasize with Todd's situation. She is the one who usually bails Todd out of jail.
[edit] Plot
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[edit] In the beggining
The story takes place in pre-WWII backwoods Wisconsin. Todd is adopted by Widow Tweed after his mom is totally pwnd by a hunter. One day he encounters a puppy named Copper and the two soon fall in love after a series of broadway musical numbers. As Copper is being raised to hunt foxes, the two find themselves in a "I became friends with massuh's daughta" type of situation.
They became friends, the story is about friendship. nothing about love in it at all, 'friends'...
[edit] Then some shit goes down
Copper is hunting with Slade and Master Chief one day when he comes across Todd. Once Todd wipes it off, Copper tells Todd to run away because he doesn't want to have to hurt him. So Todd being the little bitch he is, runs off but is met by Chief before he can get back home.
Chief chases him down and gets hit by Death Train, because Chief is a dipshit. Copper for some reason assumes it was Todd's fault, he subsequentially breaks up with Todd and swears revenge.
[edit] Oh Shit, OMG what happens next?
So now the Widow abandons Todd in a game reserve because Slade is threatening Jihad bombings on her house because he wants to kill Todd so badly. Now Todd has lost his parents twice, making him a double orphan. He turns Emo, even getting his ass kicked by a senior-citizen badger. He meets a smoking hot fox female named Vixie. She is so hot she actually turns Todd completely straight the moment he sees her. Todd becomes a born again Christian swearing to never commit Sodomy again.
So he and Vixie become an item and have a nice little fox hole where they live together, things seem to be going fine. But one day Copper comes looking for Todd to apologize and ask if they could get back together. He witnesses Todd and Vixie doin' the nasty, and this re-upsets him. He chases Todd and Vixie around the woods in attempt to maim them and devour their souls. While chasing them, a grizzly bear attacks Copper, and Todd, upon seeing it, realizes he still loves Copper. He rescues Copper (see picture, left), and they live happily ever after.
[edit] Trivia
- The Fox and the Hound is widely known as a popular gate-way-to-furryphilia movie.
- The Fox and the Hound has been linked to causing severe Nihilism in young veiwers.
- Justin Timberlake was going to do the voice for Copper, but he was only 4 months old at the time.
- The steam train in the movie is EVIL! HE IS THE DEATH TRAIN! The only thing to do with a steam train is get him scrapped IMMEDIATELY!!!! SCRAP HIM OFF! PEPLACE HIM WITH A DIESEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
[edit] See Also
Categories: Films | Movies | Cartoons | Animals | Furry | Disney Empire
