The French Prince of Bel Air

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The 14 million DVD boxed set. Would be thrown into bargain bins across the world but would not fit. Instead usually used as replacemant for furniture in 3rd world countries.

“No matter how many time you polish a dog turd, it is always just a dog turd.”

~ Noel Coward on The French Prince of Bel Air

“The French Prince of Bel Air is a cheese eating surrender monkey, like all French people.”

~ Optimus Prime on The French Prince of Bel Air

A spinoff from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, The French Prince of Bel Air is a sitcom/piece of a somebody's fractured imagination, and the spiritual brother TV show to Wilde Wilde West (a semiautobiographical show written and starring Oscar Wilde).

Starring Will Smith and Gerard Depardieu, The French Prince of Bel Air details the hilarious antics of a negro man (Will Smith) who moves to Paris, France and tries to assimilate himself into the normal lives of the French. He fails miserably.

His conveniently French Uncle Jambon (Gerard Depardieu) takes him in to live under his roof, but only on one condition: he becomes French by marrying a beautiful French Woman with excessive amounts of underarm hair.

The only nearby woman fulfilling this criteria is the beautiful Ms. Sein (season one Jennifer Aniston, seasons two through seven Kirsten Dunst), a naive French kindergarten teacher who also enjoys fragging n00bs. This will play an important role later on when the main characters must fight each other at French breakdancing. Okay, sounds unrelated. Just trust me on this one though.

After the show ended, the Fat Uncle ate the youngest kid. Over and over again.

[edit] Theme Song

This is the story all about when,
I changed my home location again,
So I'd like to take a moment just sittin' right there,
To tell you how I married a chick with underarm hair.

In a Bel-air Mansion I'd sit and grimace,
'Cause the television viewers had grown sick of this premise,
I needed a fresh spin to regain my audience,
So I moved in with my other uncle out in France.

I whistled for a plane, but it didn't respond,
It seems you need a boarding pass to get on,
So I went to the airport and I waited in line,
Twenty-two hours later I was sippin' on French wine. 9then some background music

[edit] The House

The house in which The Fresh Princes spends most of his days smelt like poo. One day, it got so bad that all the hostage's attending the show died. The body's were dumped in a little village called Jonestown The house always denied these accusations although once, while appearing in the Oprah show he said that maybe, there was some kind of connection. The Fat Uncle wrote a book on the tragedy "House Harkonnen"

[edit] Commercial Success

All seasons have been released on DVD, not one copy has been sold to date.

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