The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party
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[edit] The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party (G.S.H.N.P.)
The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party was established in 1905 following the failed Revolution, it did not become an official political movement until the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1989.
[edit] History of the G.S.H.N.P.
[edit] The Beginning: Post 1905 Revolution
Following the collapse of the attempted Revolution effort in 1905[1], Bolshevik Party member Philip Henry was thrown into Chetverg Prison (Russian:Стул Тюрьма) where it was assumed he would spend the rest of his life, during his time in Chetverg he met other Bolshevik inmates (and future G.S.H.N.P.members), Rhys Gragoranovich Calder , Peter Neal Taylor and Ralph Womack. Over time the group became very good friends.
During their time in prison together, the group come to a joint belief that Lenin[2] did not go far enough during the attempted Revolution of 1905, it is point Phil and his Comrades make the decision to create a far more dedicated Militant sect of the Bolshevik Party known as the "Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party".....an organisation with the same goal/vision as Leon Trotsky[3]
[edit] Escape from Chetverg: 1908
On April 4th 1908, Henry and Calder instigate a mass gangbang in Chetverg's courtyard, the riot results in the deaths of 780 guards and 370 inmates, amid the confusion of the riots, Henry, Calder, Taylor and Womack escape and make their way to Petrograd to rejoin their Bolshevik brethren.
[edit] The Russian Revolution (1917)
The G.S.H.N.P. played a central role in the Russian Revolution of 1917[4], Calder and Henry took part in and personally led 3 divisions of Bolshevik loyalist troops during the attack on the Winter Palace of Tsar Nicholas II. According to some Bolshevik troops who were there at the time, Calder personally executed one of Nicholas II's top General's, Nikolai Pokrov (he shot him in the face as he was running towards him), though certain groups and individuals have questioned the credibility of these supposed "Eyewitness" statements.
While Calder and his men, and other Bolshevik forces were causing chaos, Philip and the troops under his command began ransacking the Palace of its valuables.
For a far more glorified view of the Revolution, see: Oktyabr [5]
[edit] The rise of Joseph Stalin
After Lenin's death in January 1924, Stalin , Kamenev,[6] and Zinoviev[7] together governed the party, placing themselves ideologically between Trotsky and the G.S.H.N.P. (on the left wing of the party) and Bukharin (on the right). During this period, Stalin abandoned the traditional Bolshevik emphasis on international revolution in favour of a policy of building "Socialism in One Country", in contrast to Trotsky and the G.S.H.N.P. ideal of Permanent Revolution. In spite of initially fighting alongside Trotsky, the G.S.H.N.P. turned on him after it was decided that they disliked his Party/rave name "Leon"
[edit] Great Patriotic War
During The Great Patriotic War[8], Phil joined the GRU/Spetsnaz, his Spetsnaz career continued until the collapse of the Soviet Union.
[edit] 1989: The Collapse of the Soviet Union
Following the collapse of the USSR, the G.S.H.N.P. became an official political movement, with the goal of restoring the USSR as well as placing all of Earth under its control.
[edit] The leaders of the G.S.H.N.P.
[edit] The occupation of Wales
For more info see: G.S.H.N.P. Welsh Revolution.
On June 6th 2007,Rhys Gragoranovich Calder led the W.C.P (Welsh Communist Party) in a Revolution in Wales, the Capitalist Government were overthrown and Calder was declared Chancellor of Wales.
[edit] Alleged connection to organized crime
The FBI stated that they believe that the G.S.H.N.P. have very close ties with Don Vincent Brassi and the Brassi Crime Family.
