The Great Gig in the Sky

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"The Great Gig in the Sky" is the most commercially successful song released by folk artist Gerry Driscoll, accompanied by Clare Torry, Myfanwy 'Miv' Watts, and an unknown group of instrumentalists with several species of small furry animals that helped them write the lyrics for this absolutely horrible song.

[edit] Lyrics

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I am not afraid of dying
Any time will do, I don't mind

should I be afraid

To die?
There's no reason for it
You've got to go (core your ears ) Wuhhuhohoh aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyaii
AaaaaAAAAAAAhhhh-ooo, ooohhhh
Ohhh ohhh ohhh oh uh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ay ay,
Ay ay ay ay ay uh uhh, ah ahaaaaaaaAAAAaaaAAaAAAa,
AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAA, ohh, ohho, ooh, ohhhh
oh OH oh OH oh OH owowowowowo
owoaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh ahHhHHH ahHHHHH AHHHHH,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhaaaaaaaa, ohhh, oohhh,
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oooo...
Oooo-oh-oh-oh-ohhh,
Ohhhh-ohh-oh-ohhh,
Oooh oh ooh ahhhh uwh ahh hey ehhh,
AHaHaAha, Oh, Oh, ohhhhhhh, OhHhH oh, Oh...
Ooh,

I never said I was frightened of dying.

Ohwoh, uhWAAAAhhhh, oohh,
OOOOOOooooHHHH, ooooooooooHHHH,
Uh, uh, Uuuoooohhhohohohhhaaaaa, H-AAaaaa, Oohohoh
Oh,
Oh,
Ooh,
Oooh,
Uh-uh-uhaaaaa

[edit] Inspirations

Its tempo is an inspiration of cheeze whiz on a humid August morning. Its Rythym is box blown across the streets as a cyclone approaches, and its performance is an inspiring mixture of... oh, you mean what inspired its writing. Sorry.

This song was also related to a HUGEEE LONG ORGASMM!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRR GGGGGGGGGGGGG AAAA SSSS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This masterpiece is said by some weaselly anonymous sources to have been inspired by such classics as Kumbaya, Revolution 9, and Mondo Erotica.

[edit] Quotes

• "This much talked about CD is actually DEAD. It's hard to exempt but it is really dead. Mama I need u mama I want you blah blah songs like the utterly sexist Great Gigs to the sky and the poor Elvis imitation song Money not to mention Krautrock ceremoneys like On the run. Nah, it is really a Goner, come on!
  
  the moon looked down and barfed" - Anonymous
• "Great gig in the sky - the memory of this 'quickie' is awesome, hear the sexy voices!!" - Anonymous
• "'Great Gig in the Sky' is all piano and a woman singing (not words) just screaming (kinda opera like) This album sucks except for 'Money' which is one of my favorite songs." - D. O'Neill
• "The singing on Great Gig In the Sky has no form or melody to it. I can just imagine Waters saying to the session singer "Right make it loud and soulful, but none of this *melody* bullsh*t. That's for commercial bands"" - Brian Dickson
• "It took Waters five minutes to blow his load with this chick. She must have been beastly..."-Someone