Mother
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[edit] Mother (Insect Creator)
A mother is a person who creates moths for a living, much like how a lawyer invents laws for a living. Most professional mothers are often sour-looking, naggy, middle-aged and fat - as they lead a stressful life competing in the flying-insect market with the ever popular butterflyers, the blood-sucking mosquitoers and the backstabbing horneters.
Mothers are also well known for their unfortunate habit of dispensing unnecessary advice on any given topic due to an allergy to people under the age of 30. Thus, the government has enacted the "Beware-of-Mother Act of 2005" to protect this workforce as their union threatened them with more advice.
[edit] Mother (Disease)
Mother is also a disease that women get in pregnancies. It is a virus that settles in the vagina area and then heads for the brain and causes damage that can't be repaired unless the other irritating virus called "child" is eliminated . The symptoms are a huge desire to control their children and force them to do ridiculous things and feel guilty in all of their behaviours that shows signs of fun.
A common distributor of diseases is Nick's Mum! Any STI or STD she has had it and most probably passed it onto you!
[edit] Mother (Energy Drink)
Mother, the energy drink. tastes like...liquid candy. terrible tv commercials. stylish promotion. comes in bottles and cans, aluminium. bottles and cans not edible/not part of the energy drink.
[edit] Mother (Expletive)
Mother can also be the short-form of M*therfucker. For more details, see the article on Mother Fucker.
[edit] Mother (Game)
Before Pokemon existed, There was a game that was the best game ever made, but Pokemon stole all the fame by making a moster-with-power ripoff. What's left is only Lucas and Ness from the game Super Smash Bros. The game was called 'Mother'. Pretty surprising, huh?
[edit] See also
- M*ther of all battles
- M*ther of all bombs
- M*ther of all dudes
- M*ther of all terrierism
- M*ther of all errorism
- M*therfucker
- Your mom
- Mother (Game)
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