The Great Teletubby War

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The Tubby Union shown launching a nuclear attack on the People's Teletubby Republic

The Great Teletubby War is a series of battles that began in 2000 and ended in 4234. This conflict was the result of a disagreeance between The Tubby Union (consisting of Generals Tinky Winky and Dipsy) and The People's Teletubby Republic (consisting of La La and Po) It is noted as the most violent war in all of history, as their were approximately 12 billion Teletubby casualties.

[edit] Origin and Social Impact

Although the exact origin is unknown, there is evidence that the war was the result of the splitting of Teletubbyland into to separate nations known as the Tubby Union and the People's Teletubby Republic. Both La La and Po felt that the current capitalist government was not sufficient to govern the people of the land. Generals Tinki Winki and Dipsi Disagreed. Some Believe that La La and Po were only interested in ceasing power. The lands split, and great changes occurred. For example, Teletubbyland had never been controlled by any one teletubby, as even during wars, there was no need to do so. But when they split up, both sides formed there own executive offices. The Tubby Union had a president and vice-president, and the People's Teletubby Republic had Emperor and the People's Grand High Tubby (acting president and social spokes person).

[edit] Project: Eho

Near the end of the wars, the Tubby Union was facing decline, and feared that the People's Teletubby Republic were developing a mega-weapon. In panic they began working on their own project. After 247 years of work, they had developed the modern Tubonium Bomb. The bomb was created with the highly unstable element of tubonium that had been discovered about 700 years earlier. Tubonium cannot be made or sustained for any period of time due to it's high atomic number (321) without the use of Spluje, another invention of the teletubbies. Spluje increased the half-life of all elements exponentially, thus making tubonium possible. The tubonium bomb proved to be a major success, determined to be 26 times as devastating as a hydrogen bomb.

[edit] Tubonium Bomb Devastation and Peoples Teletubby Republic Surrender

On June 4th 4,110, the first tubonium bomb went off in the metropolis of Qay Qay. 213,000,000 teletubbies were killed instantly, but the People's Teletubby Republic refused to surrender. Then, exactly 2 months later, (I'm bad at maths,) the second bomb went off. A week later, The People's Teletubby Republic officially surrendered, marking the end of the great war. The People's Teletubby Republic and the Tubby Union were once again the same nation.

[edit] Important Teletubbies during the war:

Your mother

[edit] Tubby Union:

• Tinky Winky: President of the Tubby Union (Now Deceased, decapitated by unknown assailant. Some cited witnesses who said they saw a televised broadcast of a rogue unicorn ritually beheading him and raving about revenge. But such witnesses have long since been confirmed to be high on swamp gas)
  • Dipsy: Vice-President of the Tubby Union (Still living...and in rehab)
    • The Legendary White Teletubby: Arms Director (Also still living, self-proclaimed protector of tubbyland)

[edit] People's Teletubby Republic:

• LaaLaa: Great and Glorious Emperor --true ruler and military head hancho (AWOL and possibly undead)
  • Po: People's Grand High Tubby -- Acting president and social spokes person (Currently trying to track down the teletubby above)
    • The Great Black Teletubby: People's Weapons Representative (Self proclaimed endangerer of the realm)

[edit] See also

• Teletubbies