The L Word

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“I can resist everything but Lesbians”

~ Oscar Wilde on The L Word

“I resisted your mom last night asshole”

~ Turtle on Oscar Wilde

[edit] Outline:

The L word is a documentary about a group of extremely hot lesbian demons that are trying to destroy the world by converting every straight woman on earth to their side. The documentary shows the unseen side to hot lesbian demons and their relationships with each other. The L word is, of course, Lucifer, as no other word could possibly describe this documentary.

[edit] Plot:

There is no plot. This doc basically revolves around attractive women screwing each other.

[edit] Controversy:

Some of the demons featured in this show are Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman and Brad Pitt. Some controversy has erupted over Brad Pitt; as many female fans of his work believed she was male, but this is all just a part of Lucifer's evil plan to convert all straight women. Brad's real name is Brangelina Pitt. Also, it was believed that he impregnated Angelina, but this is clearly the work of Lucifer.

As well, some other lesbian hell demons have objected to this documentary being made, as it portrays all lesbian hell demons as being thin and extremely attractive. However, many have argued back that it is moronic not to accept such good publicity. Who doesn't like being portrayed as thin and beautiful?

[edit] Awards:

Of course, this documentary has won many awards for the insight and incredibly well done and moving plot.

• 1918 Best Director at the Academy Awards for Lucy Fir
• 1918 Best Picture at the Academy Awards
• 1918 Best Picture at the Golden Globes

Of course, it has been argued since the only other film made in 1918 was "Johnny Get Your Gun and Kill Some Germans"; the competition was not very fierce.