The Lion King
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The Lion King was Walt Disney's answer to Japan, created in the mid 1990s as an excuse to make more money without actually having to do any work. Many people have noticed that the movie is essentially the same story and design, except for the excessive tarpits, as the 1960s Animé series Kimba the White Lion, although this claim is denied by the Disney Empire, and those who have mentioned this similarity in public have been systematically exterminated.
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[edit] The Idea
The story begins when the enterprising child abuser that is Walt Disney discovered he could make more money by stealing ideas from other people rather than coming up with his own. To avoid the obvious hassles of Copyright he came up with the solution of simply denying the original story's existence and changing one letter in the name of the main character.
As a result of this Disney was able to ignore the fact that he had writers on his staff and thus make more money for himself rather than give it to others. Many would argue that this is a blatant example of plagiarism and exploitation, however many would also come to regret this interpretation as they were often hunted down and killed as a result.
[edit] Characters
Simba/Kimba: The film's main character. Follows the hero's journey and other stolen story elements.
Scar/Sauron: A villain whose lust for power drives him to do bad things, a plot line which has never been seen before.
Mufasa/CNN Announcer: Simba/Kimba's father. This character may have also been ripped off of "Kimba the White Lion"; unfortunately, this cannot be confirmed due to Disney's purchase and destruction of all of the original film's master tapes.
Timon and Pumbaa/Cheech and Chong: The film's typical comic foils who teach Simba/Kimba to eat insects for most of his adolescence.
Rafiki/Yoda: A strange, reclusive baboon who spends most of the film in a tree eating psychedelic plants.
Joey/Joey You know that guy..... over there..
[edit] Kimba The White Lion
Kimba himself suffered the worst from the Disney Empire's rein of terror. After being robbed of his identity and raped by the man himself (which was an amazing feat on old Walt's part, considering the man had been dead for more than a couple of decades when the Lion King came out), young Kimba fell in to deep depression, often turning to alcohol and drugs as a source of relief. He died shortly after the fall of Japanese Emperor Osamu Tezuka due to an overdose of Potion (-150HP).
[edit] Similarities
As can be expected, The Lion King features many nods, winks, in-game references and vague resemblances to other movies with a similar majestical-kittieheavy plot. Amongst these are: Kimba, The White Lion and Kimba, The White Lion Director's Cut.
Both The Lion King and Kimba the White Lion feature animals.
Steve Buscemi provided the voice-over for an aggitated moose. In KTWL he was a tree. Rowan Atkinson provided the voice-over for a blue macaw wearing a livestrong-bracelet. In KTWL, there is a character named 'Edmund' who has testicular cancer. (provided by farthog17)
Both feature a blue shaman-like character that is either a monkey, a baboon or a mandrill, no-one knows. (geezz, what's with all the blue animals in this flick?? you'd think after the battle between Simba and Stitch they'd give it a rest)
Hot Lionness #5 from KTWL looks just like Simba's mother, only she doesn't have the tattoo. (provided by racist_hyena)
Also, Mufasa is Luke Skywalker's father.
Expect your favorite Captain Underpants characters to appear in this movie.
