The MC Escher Lizards
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The MC Escher Lizards are the baby form of the Godzi created by the Amazon gods for the Amazonians. The lizards have very sharp teeth and a powerful bite. Their bite is also poisonous, but no more dangerous than fire ants. They are the clones of Barney (red), Yoshi (green), and both (yellow).
[edit] Natural Environment
The natural environment of the MC Escher lizards can be described as anywhere they please. Being baby Godzi, they are virtually immortal. The environments most plentiful with MC Escher lizards are the Amazon rainforest and the lost city of Atlantis, which only the MC Escher lizards are supposed to be capable of visiting. MC Escher lizards are also capable of remaining in an inanimate rock form for years on end. Many people who thought they had bought a lizard statue were surprised to discover years later that it was actually an MC Escher lizard in disguise! Falsely selling an MC Escher lizard as a statue is now illegal everywhere except in Tijuana, outer space, and office space.
[edit] Breeding Habits
The breeding habits of the MC Escher lizards is what makes them so unique. Rather than having males and females get together individually and produce a child, members of the species get together in massive orgies. The parents of the baby are decided by lottery. The orgies are meticulously coordinated. Rather than the chaotic, unorganized sprawl that is typical of most orgies, the MC Escher lizards line up in meticulous patterns for their orgies.
The reasons for such patterns are yet unknown. Though the band Hoobastank in a song once suggested that, "the reason is you." Benjamin Franklin, on the other hand, has suggested that the patterns aid the creatures in conserving energy. Many Christians refuse to accept the existence of the MC Escher lizards since they believe that there are no other Gods capable of making such creatures, and dismiss any mentioning of the MC Escher lizards as, "another myth made up by those damn Dinosaur enthusiasts."
Even the Amazon Gods don't know why the MC Escher lizards have orgies in such a way. When their spokesperson was questioned about it, he said, "My reasons for creating the MC Escher lizards to have orgies in such a way is unknown to me."
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