The Matrix III Revolutions
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| The Matrix Revolutions (aka TRINITY DIES AND THE MOVIE DOESN'T FUCKING END) | ||||
   
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| Directed by | Wachowski Brothers | |||
| Written by | Oscar Wilde Wachowski Bros | |||
| Starring | Tobacco Bob Barry White Hurricane Katrina Oscar Wilde | |||
| Produced by | The Silver man Tobacco Bob Inc. | |||
| Distributed by | Trenchcoat Entertainment-Village Idiot Pictures | |||
| Release date | November 5, 2003 | |||
| Runtime | 129 minutes | |||
| Language | English Wikiese Windows XP | |||
| Money Wasted | $110 million USD | |||
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[edit] Plot
  In this film, Neo finds out that the Uncyclopedian city of Sulfuric is going to be invaded by Jimbo Wales and his evil army of facts. As the facts aproach Commander Chronarion, Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity must find a way to stop this army of facts.As the facts begin to aim their Tampon Gun at the Great Toilet Statue, Neo decides to go on a suicide mission to Tampon, Floride, to persuade Jimmy and Oscar to stop this attack, and redirect the facts to Wikipedia Meanwhile, the evil master mind *Censored* who is infecting the world of Wikipedia and is planning to infect the real world with the Matrix and porn addiction. So Neo and Trinity McMatrix get into a flying car and race to Tampon. In Tampon, Neo and Ecstasy fly over a Potato growing field, while an army of kittens and facts chase and catch the car. The facts and kittens fire Tampon guns and toenails at the car. Eventually the the car is badly damaged, so the protagonists fly into the fart cloud, causing the cats and facts to pass out and die after falling 6,000 feet. The car eventually flys over the fart cloud and the protagonists see that Atlanta and Jacksonville have been moved to make way for 2 New York City dumps. After this, the car plunges into Tampon Palace, causing Trinity to be impaled with 20,000,000 toe nails. But Neo escapes and makes it to Jimbo's "Strippers Room".When Neo gets to the "Strippers Room", he meets Jimmy Wales, who is actually a brain with a body made out of thousands of tiny Cock-Roaches, Bubba the 9th, and Oscar Wilde. When they meet, Jimbo turns the facts off teporarally so that he and Neo can have a civilized conversation. After about 5 hours, the conversation ends, and Jimbo Wales orders the facts to come home and be nice, Bubba agrees to stop torturing Uncyclopedians with the Dukes of Hazzard, and Oscar agrees to stop reading Dianetics on a loud speaker. In return for killing *Censored*(Agent Smith). Neo agrees and lets snakes come out of the floor. Nine of the snakes make a special chair for Neo when the tenth snake plugged the ethernet cable into Neo's brain. On a stormy night within Wikipedia, Neo was checking out the thousands of hot porn stars lining the streets of Meta. Neo is interrupted by Agent Smith who says "You like what I've done with the place?, it's heaven for me. Now lets have an epic fight. Orchestra, start playing some epic music". Neo runs to Smith and they start fighting. After wrecking Meta during their fight, Smith smashes Neo into a street, wrecking all the buildings around them and creating a giant crater. Neo lies in pain while Smith tells Neo that his crap smells better than Neo's. Neo is angered. So he gets up and fights Smith for a few more minutes. Neo manages to knock Smith out by knocking him to the sewers and exposing him to the terrible smell. Neo then tells all the porn stars staring at them that his crap does not smell as bad as Smith's. Smith wakes up and hears Neo say this. So he smashes out of the sewers and manages to copy and paste a porn star's body on Neo, killing him. At first Smith thinks that he has won. Until, Jimbo Wales clicks all of Smith's porn star programs and sends them to Bomis. Smith however is not so lucky, and is deleted to the recycle bin. In Wikipedia, the porn stars all fly away to Bomis and Smith explodes into many green peices. But this time, he does not come back to life. The film ends with all of the residents of Sulfuric getting naked and partying through out the sewers. [edit] The Kool-Aid Incident Clarence Wayne Sykes, most known as the Kool-Aid Man, was on the original cast for this movie, a fact unknown to most people. Wachowski Brothers, sought Wayne as a good addiction to the series, but fearing him to discard the offer, lied at him saying it was just a filming for a MTV Kool-Aid Ad. Kool-Aid Man joyfully accepted the offer, when he acknowledged that in this "Ad" he could unleash a larger chunk of his darker side and acting more violently. In fact, Wayne's inherent ability to crush large armed concrete walls is really amazing, considering the fact he is made of glass, literally. It helped also to reduce office costs and providing extra profit by dispensing the use of an advanced rendering engine, not to mention the movie set was made on condemned buildings, dispensing the use of Desert Eagles or carefully-placed imploding bombs, grossing an extra money for doing the job. However, Kool-Aid Man somehow managed to discover he was, in reality, making another Matrix Movie. When he discovered it, he planned to destroy the entire set until he found files about MacGyver's dismissal of the job of making the demolishing special effects. Wachowski Brothers got sued by Kool-Aid Inc., but Kool-Aid Man retired the accusation, arguing that "letting them to finish that crap is enough punishment". Interesting enough, Kool-Aid "Wayne" Man enjoyed the time at the movie set, since he could act "freely" and "doing what he isn't allowed to do usually". He just sued them because his appearance had to be replaced by agents via Canal Ocho's chroma-key effects. [edit] ReviewsThe film was honered by many critics and famous people. Their reveiws are listed below...
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