The Mighty Boosh
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“She's hot. It's a guy? I need to do some serious thinking.”
~ Straight Men on Noel Fielding
“It's Like Rent-A-Ghost On Acid!.”
“The best show in the world!!!! XD well thats what i think lol.”
~ Uber Sniperkrop on The Mighty Booshand really, no one could care less what uber thinks
The Mighty Boosh is the name given to a cultural phenomenon which starts out unique and exciting (for examples, see Nazism and pregnancy) before rapidly deflating into self-parody over a time span of roughly three series (see Nazism and pregnancy). The end of such a cycle is marked by droves of overweight, skinny-jean clad 12-year-old females taking to the streets and proclaiming that their name is Old Gregg, whilst dry-humping any passing male who bears a vague resemblence to Noel Fielding.
The show follows the adventures of a cardigan with a moustache and his manly, Daily Mail-reading companion as they travel on a psychedelic trip through time and space to reclaim their dignity and find more old ideas to re-hash.
In the beginning, God created the Gerth, the Heavens and Man and Woman, and then he said, 'Gosh damnit! We need something to liven this place up.' So the Monty Python was cast upon the Earth to humour the hippies and tickle politicians. But then they got old and separated, and God was not pleased. And from his anger, the anti-matter of Boosh, only found underneath LG fridges and behind conventional ovens, was born.
But for those of you who do not know of this, The Mighty Boosh was a cult success for the BBC, akin to Spaced or scientology, but never received the true recognition it didn't deserve. Two seasons are currently available on Betamax with the third season being exclsive to VHS, due to licensing agreements with the BBC, there is a rather amusing acronym behind this company, but that would be in bad taste.
Though government reports claim that 'The Boosh' consists of both Noel Fielding AND Some Other Guy (though such suggestions of the Boosh/The Noel Fielding Project being a doubleact are widely understood to be Labour Party spin), it would appear that for some unimaginable reason, more teenage girls would rather scream for the nose-smashed-in-with-a-brick-but-the-eyeliner-and-ridiculously-huge-hats-make-it-okay beauty that is Noel Fielding than the paedo-eyed, cardiganed 472-year-old toilet brush that is The Other One (real name unknown). Research began on this strange phenomenon in 1994, but, as of yet, results are inconclusive, though preliminary studies have show that 9/10 13-year-old girls believe Fielding's appeal comes from him being 'soooo totes different && uniique! he's, lyk, gawjuss && he wears TIGHHHTTTTTTT trowsers.
'The Boosh' revolves around Some Ugly Bloke, convenient comedy 'straight' man and all around prop (can be seen in Series 1 as a door wedge) and Vince(MegaStarSupermodelOneManShowSexSymbolAllAroundCreativeGeniusWearerOfLuminousOrangePleatherLederhosen), part-time rent boy, part-time lesbian, as they continue their wildly-exotic, Certificate 18 attempts to deny any homoerotic sexual tension whilst working as zoo keepers, bin men, pop stars, Radio 4 presenters, child murderers , fluffers, table lamps, dinnerladies and extras on primetime British soap operas. In their spare time, they are shown to enjoy crotchet, curing world hunger and crawling up the surgically-enhanced anus of convicted Muppet-impersonator Courtney Love.
The show has had mixed reviews. While some critics describe the show as "hip and sexy" or like "Morecambe and Wise reinvented for the 21st century", some harsh critics have even gone to the lengths to describe the Boosh as, 'utter, utter, garbage,' and, 'Monty Python rip-offs,' to which me wonders who actually compares such a show to the likes of Monty Python, damnit!
Howard Moon "man about town" and Vince Noir, they are best mates who spend almost every wanking moment together. The title came about because when Noel was a boy his brother, Naboo the enigma, and one of his Spanish friends were in a room together and the Spanish friend was heard to say "you have a Mighty Bush", though precisely why Noel was there to witness this remains unknown, he kept this moment crystalized in his head for nigh on 15 years, and thus a title was born.
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[edit] Howard
He is one of the main, major characters of the show. He is an admitted mass murderer who is also an ardent fan of reggaeton. It's also well-known that he is a feminist to a strong degree, and has discovered the ground-breaking scientific discovery that Chuck Norris isn't funny in any way, shape, or form. The most interesting thing about him, is his HAIR! He should do something about his hair and his tiny eyes! He is attracted to small men with big, ginger hair and nerd glasses. He once famously named his stomach Weenie, and can be often heard saying things such as, "Be quiet, Weenie! Lunch time is coming soon!". He is unlucky with the ladies (and men), but secretly harbours a burning crush on Naboo.
[edit] Old Gregg
The only reason this show has fans. Watch out, he may be under your bed. Do u love me? are u playing your love games with me? He/She is confused with his/her gender. Old Gregg gives out his number to small children/men and has a strange obsession with chubby people.
[edit] Milky Joe
“Looks like that stick was very sticky indeed! That's one of mine.”
~ Howard Moon on repairing Milky Joe
By far the most popular and successfully excellent character, Milky Joe is a coconut with holes in it stuck onto a wooden stick. He likes to dress in a teatowel, in respect to his native France's style of clothing. A former member of the once great coco race, he was destroyed when Master Chief gunned him down in Halo 7, after refusing crystal meth. Existing as just a head, he travelled through time and space in hopes of navigating his way to heaven but was intercepted by Howard, who restored Milky to less than 1/9000 of his former glory. In time, he learned to call Howard papa, which is coco for "festering twat" but is unknown in French. After selling the Boosh down the river for some crystal meth, Milky's rise to fame was astronomical, appearing on football merchandise and writing his autobiography entitled 'My line in the Sand'. --Dusk 10:57, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Songs
The Mighty Boosh frequently makes attempts at 'music', falling back strongly on the belief that if thirteen-year-old-girls think you're 'hott' (see above descriptions of noel fielding), then you are definitely musically talented. Definitely. These songs include:
- "Happy Joy Joy"
- "Large Marge"
- "The Bitcher"
- "Battle Arena Toshinden 3 character select theme"
- "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals"
- "Air Breather Deep In The Arms Of Morphius"
- "Radio Friendly Unit Shifter"
- "The Fuck?"
- "Freakie Outie"
- "YouTube Soup"
- "Is Peter In?,No?,I'll Be Back Later Then"
[edit] Crimping
37.5 times per episode, the Boosh perform epic, metaphysical poetry known as 'Crimps'in order to convey the deep, philosophical concepts of the age. It is widely believed that Noel Fielding And The Other One stole the idea for 'Crimping' from The Honey Monster, who came up with the idea in the grief-stricken months following the death of his longterm partner Tony the Tiger's beloved concubine, The Frosties Kid, the new musical style a collaborative product of their grief and sexual frustration.
Examples of Crimps include:
- Love's Growth (Widely attributed, falsely, to early 90's rap sensation John 'THE FLEA, MOTHERFUCKERS!' Donne)
- Elegy I: Tabloids
- Elegy II: The Tabloids Strike Back
- Elegy III: Return of The Tabloids
- Camden, Camden! Camden, Dalston, Kentish Town!
- O; See Mick Jagger's Little Brown Starfish! (I Have) (Twice)
- Bouncy, Bouncy Geldofs
- gay ppl
Another Crimp of note is 1973 classic, 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon'.
[edit] Setting
The setting in the show can be very random, due to the character's habits of spontaneously teleporting. Here are a few examples:
[edit] See Also
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