Communist Party

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Nobody parties harder than the communists! Anybody caught partying harder than the communists will be rounded up and executed.

“Now zat, *hic*, iz good Vodka”

~ Oscar Wilde on Communist Party

“In Soviet Russia, party throws YOU!!''”

~ Russian reversal on Communist party

“Power to the people!”

~ Communist party motto on Communist party

Communist Parties usually involve too much vodka and not enough Ukrainian girls.

They are extremely unpopular amongst big corporations (with the possible exception of companies that make and distribute vodka) because, after all, when everyone spends a night sitting around drinking vodka, it is unlikely they will show up for work the next morning (or even the following week).

Big corporations have subsequently hired Bill O'Reilly to use his superpowers to crush out this enemy of capitalists by turning them all into stone.

Communist Parties are also known to involve many games of chance and skill, such as pin the bill on the Capitalist and pig-dog hunting. There is also extensive bickering over whose penis is bigger: John Lenin's or Karl Marx's in a ceremony dedicated to the god of Communism.

A common insult around the Footscray area of Australia is "You, sir, are a Communist," and it is believed to be spawned by Brock Tandem in The Mythical Foot a Scray (or Footscrazy) city high school, the Insult implies that this person is involved in communism in some way and usually has the connatation that said person is on drugs and unemployed.