The Omnipotent Seven
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The Arch-Nemesis of the Fantastic Four, The Omnipotent Seven (not to be confused with the Impotent Seven) is perhaps the deadliest prime number in the known Universe. Created by an unholy ritual where a young and innocent forty-nine was placed under a square-root plant, The Seven rapidly grew in strength and size, and soon knew the answers to every mathmatical equation in history, including the ones no-one can solve. Twisted,angered, and bolstered by the millions upon millions of dollars given to him by mathmaticians for proving that evil is indeed equal to six, the Seven took it upon him to rid the World of everything non-mathmatical, using a rather brutal form of subtraction. The first thing he did was eat nine, his second cousin. After that everything he did failed, but consultant Superologists believe that, were the Fantastic Four to fall, The Seven and his band of sinister functions would overwhelm the World like ten to the power six overwhelms a two. However, there is hope. His little known weakness is simple math. The Seven's first nature is a know-it-all Mathematician, and if you feed him math during a fight it will incapacitate him. The secret is to find the simplest math problem you can think of. He can't do it. He is also known to be mortally afraid of Courtney Love, going back to childhood, when his father was her roadie, and she slept with him and while they were in foreplay she vomitted, killing him instantly. However, he has gotten his revenge by subtracting her fanbase.
[edit] Ridiculously Impossible Math By The Seven
“The final digit of pi is (whispered). . . Ha! I know something no one knows!”
~ The Omnipotent Seven on Simple Math Equations
“Googolplex to the sixth is equal to fifteen times the universes mass times the density of Courtney Love's (bitch) vomit per day divded by the last digit of pi (which I know) times googol divided by what I just told you.”
~ The Omnipotent Seven on How to keep an idiot busy for hours
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| Superheroes and heroines | Captain Planet - The Amazing Fiber-Man - Spider-Woman - Mary Jane - The Incredible Hunk - Black Cat - Daredevil - Dr. Strange - Iron Man - The Punisher - Conan the Barbarian - Ghost Rider - Igloo - The other Captain Marvel |
| Supervillains | Venom - Dr. Doom - Emperor Galactus of the World and Universe - Juggernaut - Mecha-Dracula - Rob Liefeld - Batroc - Kool-Aid Man - Loki - Fred Phelps - Venom - Dr. Octopus - Spot |
| X-Men | Professor X - Apocyclopse - Gene Grey - Beast - Wolverine - Bishop - Cable the Larry Guy |
| Salacious Six | Sr. Tentacles - The Grand Mysterious R2-D2 Recolor - The Wang - Steve Irwin - Sabertooth |
| Other teams | The Revengers - The Fantastic Four - The Omnipotent Seven |
