The Oscars

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"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to this years Oscars, and what a great show we have for you. (canned laughter)......"

~ Billy Crystal on The Oscars

This years Uncyclopedia Oscar's are brought to you by Euroipods, Europe's Premier supplier of FREE Ipods.

[edit] Award for Most Pointless Award

And the nominees are:

• This One!
• Uncyclopedia:Top10
• Last Edit of the Day Award

[edit] Award for Most Obvious Product Placement featuring IPods

And the nominees are:

• EuroIpods - The Movie

[edit] Award for the Most Frequent Use of the Words "...is gay"

And the nominees are:

• Kakun

[edit] Award for the Most Obvious Sockpuppet of the Year

And the nominees are:

• GOD! - Able to leap continents in a single bound.
• Willy on wheels! - They seek him here, they seek him there.....
• Obvious_J.R._Puppet_I - Most popular of the JR sockpuppets.