The People's Republic of Socialist Romanistan
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“In capitalism man exploits man. In communism, it is the other way round”
~ A peasant in a commune in Kalizhinkstahan on the reversibility of two purportedly mutually exclusive economic schools of thought
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| Motto: "Don't waste your time or time will waste you" | |||||
| National Anthem: Knights of Cydonia | |||||
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| Official language | Romanistonian | ||||
| Capital | Cydonia | ||||
| President | Matt Bellamy | ||||
| Dejour Monarch | Sioul Otner | ||||
| National Heroes | Chris Wolstenholme, Dominic Howard | ||||
| Independence | 1495 | ||||
| Currency | Cydonites | ||||
| Religion | None - Atheism | ||||
| No. 1 Export | Music videos | ||||
| National Policy: | Communism | ||||
| Ethnic Groups - | Romanites, british-band geek | ||||
The People's Republic of Socialist Romanistan is a glorious nation in central Europe that rose to prominence when the British band Muse chose to shoot a music video in the town of Cydonia. Due to this newfound notability, great things have come for the people of The People's Republic of Socialist Romanistan. Although most people were unaware of its existence until some months ago (as it shares a border with Nicaragua, Finland, Norway, Poland, and Antarctica only through the 7th dimension), the country has been a beacon for all socialist nations, with a successful and dynamic market, happy workers and a state-driven economy that would shame the morons who dare oppose socialism.
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[edit] People
The country is mainly desertic and arid, and consists of a few scattered houses. The total population peaked 143 in the 1970's but it has been steadily declining ever since. An evil man with a hat that likes to kidnap beautiful women clad in tight white futuristic suits is among the population of this successful country. The people go about the country's limits using horses, being careful of not violating Poland's borders, since that has caused some problems in the past. Watch out for cowboys shooting lasers. SHOOP DA WHOOP.
[edit] Anthem and symbols
Knights of Cydonia, by Muse
[edit] Muse
“It was a JOKE. A bloody joke. A video that's supposed to be FUNNY. Enough?? The goddamn country doesn't exist. Enough with that shite already!”
~ Muse on The People's Republic of Socialist Romanistan
“Those motherfucking, cunt-licking, shit-eating, piss-drinking, tit-sucking, fucking cocksuckers keep making up quotes that I never said, and I'm fucking sick of it.”
~ George Carlin on Uncyclopedia
[edit] Currency
The cydonites are worth approximately 3.1416 dollars each, but are subject to fluctuations of the world market and are a VERY STABLE COMMUNIST CURRENCY WITH NO PROBLEMS OF STABILITY AND FLUCTUATIONS WHATSOEVER. ALL HAIL ROMANISTAN...and Lenin!
[edit] Famous symbols
- Cinema Europa International
- Gustof von Müsterhausen
