Powerpuff Girls
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“Kind of reminds me of my heroin binge...”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Power Puff Girls
The Powerpuff Girls (also known as the powerslut girls) is an American pornographic reality TV show about the eponymous group of three little superwhores who have dedicated their lives to screwing around with as many people as possible, working at a local brothel. It ran from 1998-2006. The series was created by pedophile Craig McCracken, and first produced by Hanna-Barbera (now Cartoon Network Studios) for Cartoon Network.
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[edit] Overview
[edit] Origins
The Powerpuff girls started life as internet porn stars and sex toys for the Professor. Soon an entire nation began to masturbate to The Powerpuff girls, which led to the Government cracking down and being a jerk, so the Professor killed the girls, and created new superhero kids and forced them to save the world every day, and were also raped, every day
[edit] History
Originally called Whoopass Girls, the idea for the reality show Powerpuff Girls was created by CalPerv pervert Craig McCracken in 1992 and was first created as a short documentary film The Whoopass Girls! in A Sticky Situation. The short was selected for Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival in 1994; subsequently McCracken submitted it to Cartoon Network while working on the famous gay-porn Dexter's Lavatory. As Cartoon Network couldn't keep the offending name, the girls opted to change their name to the Powerpuff Girls. Their first appearance on Cartoon Network was the short Meat Fuzzy Lumpkins as part of World Premiere Swoons.
[edit] Current status
The Powerpuff Girls ended its production as a reality-show on August 30, 2004, although two episodes unaired in the United States aired as promos in the U.K. on March 25, 2006. Until recently, reruns of The Powerpuff Girls have been playing on Cartoon Network in reverse chronological order, but due to bad scheduling and a lack of popularity, it has been taken off the air as of March 2007. However, episodes still air in Britain in the Cartoon Networks Cartoons hour on the channel, as well as in half-hour compilations on the UK-only Cartoon Network TOO. Also, new stories featuring the Girls are printed regularly in Cartoon Network Block Orgy.
In Japan, a hentai anime adaptation of this series, Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z, began airing in Japan on July 1, 2006. The real girls have signed on to provide voices for the English dub. Buttercup is currently in rehab for her Heroin addiction.
[edit] Story
Naked girls beat up bad guys. Bad guys say "hey, that's not nice." Naked girls feel so sorry for doing something *gasp* NOT NICE that they shave their heads in pennance. Once the naked girl's hair grows back, they do it again.
[edit] Origin
The Powerpuff Girls were created by Professor Utonium, who was attempting to make the perfect love dolls by combining something naughty, something exotic, and everything erotic, when (courtesy of his monkey assistant, Jojo) he accidentally knocked a glass of "Chemical XXX" into the mixture, resulting in the three little superwhores. These fiesty, super-hot, ever-horny girls with the occasional hot fantasy, race into little boys' pants to save the city of Townsville from otherwise inevitable boredom.
[edit] The Girls
There were originally three Powerpuff Girls, but over the seasons, two other girls have also joined the team named slut face and whorehead.
- Blossom - Red-haired, pink-eyed, and dressed in pink (if dressed at all). The ending theme refers to her as "commander and the leader", as she is the most dominant member of the group, which helps hold the group together, although occasionally she gives into her own urges and becomes very fiery, passionate, and somewhat submissive. Her special super signature ability is Ice Breath, a special form of fellatio. Her favorite sex act is to do role play, such as dressing up as a teacher, cheerleader, nurse, etc...
- Bubbles - Blonde, slut, blue-eyed, and dressed in blue (if dressed at all). The ending theme refers to her as "the joy and the laughter", meaning that she acts as the most submissive member of the group. She is defined by her innocence, playfulness and gentle demeanour. She does, however, have a tendency to be naive. Because of this she is often abused by her friends. Her special super signature ability is being able to moan in every language of the world (including animal languages). Her favorite sex act is 69, givin' and receivin', oh yeah baby!
- Buttercup - Black-haired, green-eyed, and dressed in green (if dressed at all). Referred to in the ending theme as "the toughest fighter", she is the group's tomboy and she likes it rough, really rough. She is feisty, proud, and always ready for some hot steamy sex. She has a habit, though, of letting her aggression get the better of her, and many of her partners end up with scratch marks on their backs. Her special super signature ability is rolling her tongue, which neither Blossom nor Bubbles can (nor can anyone else who has ever appeared on the show), she uses this technique in oral sex. Because she is fiesty, she usually sucks until the partner's genital falls off. The narrator commically claims he can do it too, but we cannot see him. Because she is the roughest member, her favorite sex act is anal.
- Bunny - In one episode, there was a fourth Powerpuff Girl named, who was brown-haired, purple-eyed, and dressed in purple (when she was dressed). When the three original girls couldn't handle all the excitement any more, they decided to create a new Powerpuff Girl themselves, but she didn't turn out exactly as planned. Instead of following the recipe for a perfect love doll properly, the girls (because they are analphabetic) had trouble reading the formula and they used something haughty, something chaotic, and everything idiotic. She was an unstable composition, and she exploded on the same episode she was created, leaving behind a piece of her dress and her vagina. Just like Jimmy Carter when he was born (excluding the dress part)
- Dynamo - Professor also once created Dynamo, a huge robot Powerpuff girl. It was used to satisfy a giant blowfish monster, which exploded upon having an orgasm. The Mayor ordered the girls to never use Dynamo again, however in a later episode, the Mayor has been seen getting it on with Dynamo himself.
Apart from being extremely hot, sexy, beautiful, and extremely skilled in sex, the three girls also possess some special superwhore-talents. Because of the strange Chemical XXX, the girls have been blessed with several special superwhore-powers:
- Super stamina
- Super agility
- Inability to get Super AIDS
- Ability to fulfill any man(or woman)'s fantasy.
- Unlimited vaginal lubrication.
In some cases, they utilize special team maneuvers to sasiate their partners, such as:
- The Ferocious Fiery Feline-position, the girl's own sexual position which from the side resembles a cat.
- A triple oral attack twice from the front and once from the back.
- Creating after-image doubles (who can also fight)
- Morphing into a ball to save people or strike them out
- A tongue-tornado with devastating after-effects.
[edit] Guest Appearances
Throughout the years many people appear on the show, below is a non-exhaustive list of the most notable people to appear on the show.
[edit] Extended Family
Some friends/colleagues of the girls who have appeared recurringly on the show are:
- Professor Utonium - A scientist who created the Powerpuff Girls. The Professor is very "square" and old-fashioned, and he is unlucky in love (which explains why he attempted to create the perfect sex dolls through science, rather than going out and scoring some pussy). He acts as their legal guardian and also as their pimp.
- Ms. Keane - Madame of Pokey Oaks (the brothel/strip club the girls work at) she is patient, understanding and very passionate about her job, making her a well-liked figure.
- The Rowdyruff Boys - For all his homosexual needs, Mojo Jojo created this male versions of the Powerpuff Girls. They are not as popular as the Girls themselves, but tender their own specific audience' needs, but they serve as Chippendales. They also work at Pokey Oaks. So far, they are a hit boyband, a singing sensation and have released 2 albums so far.
- Officer Mike Brikowski — A fat, lazy police officer who, after getting fired, started working at Pokey Oaks as bouncer.
- The Talking Dog - An unknown cross-breed dog who hangs around Pokey Oaks. The show's narrator's frequently adds random lines, supposed to be the dog's thoughts (hence the name). He is mostly seen in the background but he once had an episode devoted to what the girls did with him (either for fun or for clients).
- Mayor of Townsville - An empty-headed mayor who is referred throughout only as "Mayor." (In one episode where he was forced to run for re-election as Mayor, he ran with the campaign slogan "Vote for Mayor for Mayor!"). The mayor is very, very fond of his pickle (which is actually his replacement dick). The mayor is an infantilist. He knows that Pokey Oaks and especially the Powerpuff Girls and their sexual attics are the biggest attraction for Townsville's tourism and he shows his appreciation in the only way acceptable to the girls... The Mayor is married, although his marriage is troubled as the Mayor openly has many affairs. (His wife never appears and her name is not released either, she is also not referred too often, because she objects to the show.)
- Ms. Sara Bellum - Mayor's very competent assistant, the statuesque redheaded person, whose face never shown, because she is so beautiful, producers were scared she might outshine the girls. She handles things the Mayor can't, which is everything above 8 inches and the girls, who the Mayor has never been able to really satisfy.
- Mitch Mitchelson - Trailerpark trash from the wrong side of town, who can usually be found around Pokey Oaks, drunk and annoying other guests. He has had an on/off relationship with Buttercup.
- Elmer Sglue - One of the uglier clients, who is often high on glue. He had the hots for Buttercup, but she always declined his offers, which even went into thousands of dollars. During a mental breakdown, he threatened to blown up Pokey Oaks, at which point Buttercup finally caved in. (He is a friend and neighbour of Mitch).
[edit] Major recurring clients
Over the years many clients have visited the girls, they are usually the focus of the show. Some of them have returned several times.
- Mojo Jojo - Before the creation of the Powerpuff Girls, Professor Utomium had a pet monkey he used to spank, however after he created the girls, he started to neglect the monkey. Jojo then drank of Chemical X to become like the girls, but instead he ended up with vast intelligence, a cod-Japanese accent and an overly convoluted manner of speaking. In one of the first episodes, he and Professor Utomium made up and out and since he has been a regular visitor of the girls at Pokey Oaks. Before being shipped there, he saved Townsville's bizarro counterpart, Booyaville, from evil prohibitionists.
- Fuzzy Lumpkins - A large, husky, hairy hillbilly who loves bondage and S&M, through which he can channel his argression in a positive way.
- Him - A mysterious, red-haired, local hermaphrodite. Because of legal problems relating to his ambiguous gender, he currently does not posses an identity and thus is not allowed to use a name, which is why he is referred to as Him. He likes to role-play and often dresses up in different outfits or he also likes psychological manipulation as a form of foreplay.
- The Gangreen Gang - A street gang who wear green colours (hence the name) who are quite ugly. They are juvenile delinquents, who every now and again come in for a big orgy with all three girls. At one points, Buttercup joined their group for a while.
- Sedusa - A woman who is also very much into role-play and S&M. She often dressed up and has been shown to whip people with her long hair
- The Amoeba Boys - A group of three friends. They are all in their 40s and still virgins. They usually wear long raincoats and hats to avoid recognition. They come in to watch the girls perform their (striptease) shows, but have yet to pick up the courage to go into a private session with them.
- The Smiths - The Girls' apprently dull and ordinary but covertly extremely kinky and incestuous next-door neighbors. They actually appeared twice in the show, the first time when Harold was so infatuated with the Girls that he left his family for a while to get it on with the girls, which led to an emotional climax, aside from the usual type of climax seen on the show. Harold returned to his family. In a later episode, the whole family returns getting it on with the girls in a group.
- The Father: Harold
- The Mother: Maryanne
- The Daughter: Julie
- The Son: Bud
[edit] Guest clients
Most clients only appeared once on the show, some of the most memorable were:
- Femme Fatale — A lesbian feminist, who initially comes to protest the girls and the Pokey Oaks brothel. The girls however manage to "persuade" her to see things their way.
- The Kat — The Girls are hired by an unseen pet-owner, who wishes to videotape the girls doing his cat, while under hypnosis.
- Abracadaver — A Texan oil-billionare had as a wish that after his death, the Girls would have sex with his body, before it would be burried. The episode, he appeared in was highly controversial. (See also Controversies).
- Roach Coach — A disgusting old man who had a fantasy of having sex with the girls in a room filled with cockroaches. Is actually a cockroach himself, commandeering a robotic body.
- The Dooks of Doom — A trio of bikers, who engaged in sex with both the Rowdyruff Boys as well as the Powerpuff Girls.
- The Boogie Man — A once-famous 70's rockstar that hired Pokey Oaks and had a huge Disco Boogie-themed gang-bang with only former 70's VIPs attending.
- Mr. Mime (not the Pokémon) — A coulrophiliac, who dressed up as a clown and had the girls dress up as clowns in one episode.
- The Ministry of Pain — A trio old men in their 70's, who engaged into hard S&M with the girls.
- Mastermind: the leader.
- Cohort: the short but extremely skilled torturer.
- Counterpart: the muscleman, whose specialism was powerful spanking.
- Lenny Baxter — A Powerpuff Girls memorabillia collector and otaku, who travelled from NYC to Townsville to visit the girls in one episode. Claims to be their biggest fan.
- Twiggy and Mrs Herbert G. - A hamster and his owner, who has Twiggy introduced to the anal cavity of one of the Rowdyruff Boys.
- The Giant Fishballoon — A man with a water-head, who's head explodes after Dynamo gives him a blowjob.
[edit] Miscellaneous
Several other people also appeared on the show who weren't guests:
- Narrator - The series' entusiastic but unseen narrator, known for opening nearly every episode with "The city of Townsville!" and ending them with "So once again, the clients are satisfied, thanks to...The Powerpuff Girls!". He will often comment on the proceedings of the episode.
- Major Man — A Californian gigolo, who was extremely jealous of the girls and temporarily ran his own brothel in Townsville. For a moment all the clients flocked to his joint, but the Pokey Oaks staff found out he was paying people to come there, hoping the girls would become so desillusioned they would quit their jobs.
- Bernie Bernstein — A film director who shot the Girl's first professional adult feature.
- Donnie — Bernie's assistant director.
- Dick Hardly — Professor Utonium's former roommate in high school, who always took advantage of Utonium and came up with get-rich-quick schemes. He tricked the Powerpuff Girls into giving him the formula with which they were created. However lacking the Chemical X, he created the perfect sex dolls, Professor Utonium had longed for. Dick Hardly went off to sell these dolls as the Powerpuff Girlz Xtreme, commercialized, mass-produced blow-up doll-versions of the Powerpuff Girls.
- Powerpuff Bluffs - Three girls who imitated the Powerpuff Girls and advertised under their name as an escort service, they are eventually found out.
- Princess Morbucks - A spoiled, insecure little rich girl, whose wished to become one of the Powerpuff Girls. After her skills and natural attributes proved inadequate, she uses her vast financial resources to try to close down Pokey Oaks.
- Major Glory and Val Hallen - A Californian gigolo and a Dutch Rockstar, who represents an elite group of adult entertainers known as the Association of Whore Super Men. In the episode "Members Only", they rejected the Powerpuff Girls' membership for their organization, despite passing the entrance tests, as they don't accept artificial humans. However later they need political support in the constituency of Townsville and they revise the rules to allow the Girls to join and in return the Girl's promote a petition they needed approved.
- The Powerpunk Girls - A group of religious fanatics, who promote abstainance promoted three girls from their midst who look similar to the real Girls, who appear in television comercials promoting abstainance.
[edit] Episodes
- 78 episodes in 6 seasons have been made. No more episodes have been planned.
- The self-titled movie called The Powerpuff Girls Movie is the Bernie Berstein movie that is being made during the third season of the show.
- There is an hour-long Christmas special entitled "Twas the Night Before Christmas". In this scripted feature Princess Morbucks (played by actress Paris Hilton) switches Santa Claus's naughty and nice lists, which results in the girl's dildo's being sent to retirement homes.
- The series was cancelled after the 4. season which caused a great disappointment to the fans. In the 4. season's finale, at the end of the episode Blossom gets killed by an over sized living dildo. This caused a major sadness throughout the Powerpuff Girls fans. And with the news that the show getting cancelled the fans protested the producer of the show by masturbating on front off his malibu mansion. Due to the pressure that was caused by the fans (the incident was called "major masturbation case" by the FBI)the producer Micheal El Perverto promised the fans a fifth season that includes Blossom's return.
- Blossom was not included in the last episode. It is rumoured that Blossom has received many offers to many famous comedy shows scheduled after the end of the series. Blossom has been invited to become the next host of the world-wide known TV talk show Late Late Night Show. She simply rejected the offer ,graciously, in the grounds of the show not being erotic enough. Thus, Blossom has played non-erotic parts such as her guest star role in Friends as a maniac-depressive plastic chicken or in Married With Children as the teacher who kept on sticking wild mushrooms into her nostrils while singing the Best Of Paula Abdul, she has announced that her feelings towards the entertainment industry has detoriated since the time she had received a letter by Quentin Tarantino that icludes the terms "sticking Russian mallets into delirious vaginas" or "getting mildly entertained by her (Blossom) wild little anal bubbles that float around during the show".
[edit] Reception
On the whole the show was very well received, with notable critics such as Rogert Ebert saying something about the show. It was mostly praised for it's unabashed realistic depiction of taboo subjects such as pee-sex, cross-dressing, prostitution, S&M, transsexualism, incest, bestiality, and alliterative naming. Although the show was hughly successful in it's first three seasons, there was a steady decline in quality over the last three seasons, leading ultimately into it's cancellation. In spite of its success and critical appraisal, the show has also been controversial.
[edit] Controversies
[edit] Legality
Some highly religious groups tried to get the show banned on several occasions. Just weeks before the second season's finale, there was a big trail in which christian fanatic group, the Republican Party, tried to ban the show on grounds of depicting illegal sexual acts. The court decreed however, that since the show was taped in Louisiana, where everything depicted was perfectly legal, the ban had no constitutional grounds.
[edit] Scripted
Since the start of the fourth season rumours started to drift around saying that part of the show was scripted. The fourth season also marked a sharp drop in quality and subsequently in viewers. The rumours become stronger as time progressed and reached its epitomy when the Christmas special was released halfway during the sixth. It was clearly scripted, a fact which producers did not try to hide. They insisted the special was just made for fun and the rest was one-hundred percent real, the already low ratings dropped an all-time low for the network.
[edit] Trivia
- The show is based on the actual adventures of Eris Discordia, Anna Nicole Smith, and "Connie" Dobbs whom and portrayed respectively by Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
- Although it is a reality show, the girls are often referred to be their stagenames (which they use in the adult business).
- In the "Power Prof." episode, it is revealed that Bubbles is a fan of pee-sex.
- In the "Crazy Mixed-up Puffs" episode, there is a scene in which Buttercup admits to liking eproctophilia.
- The girls are big fans of Dexter's Laboratory, which was considered a rip-off by some fans.
- A scene in the film Blade II (2002) depicts Blade's assistant, Scud, jerking off to an episode of "The Powerpuff Girls."
