The Preston & Steve Show
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“Gadzooooooks!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Preston & Steve
“The Preson and Steve Show is a show with a guy named Preston and a guy named Steve.”
~ Captain Obvious on Preston & Steve
In a time of peace and prosperity, there reigned the empire, known as Y100. The empire was headed by the two kings, Preston, the wise one, and Steve, the commander of flatulent humour and impersonation sabotage. They had many loyal henchmen, such as Kathy, the baroness of alcohol consumption, who would roam the lands with her silly drunken antics. The land somewhere north of where the Amish inhabit was a safe haven for all who would seek it's shelter. Well, until the invasion.
[edit] The First War
The invasion was swift and malicious. The super pissed-off bunny rabbits engaged "Operation Hip Hop" without feeling, remorse, or talent. Known to many as "The monotonous beat heard around the world" they usurped the Y100 rule, replacing the original laws of Alterna-Rock with the laws of Unnecessarily-Boring-And-Annoying-Bass-Listened-Primarily-By-Rich-White-Kids. The people were outraged. Protests were held, most notably the holding of the Trix Rabbit as hostage. However, the Trix rabbit was later released, the protesters claiming, "The damn rabbit wouldn't stop eating our breakfast." In retaliation, intern Joe was captured by the rabbits and was tortured with Kool-Aid water boarding. Needless to say, it was delicious.
[edit] The Great Migration
Preston, Steve, and all the other refugees fled the land, seeking hope beyond the horizon. Days turned into a few days, a few days turned into several days, several days turned into a bunch of days, and Kathy turned into a drunk. The brave knight known as Casey Boy turned cannibalistic for a brief moment of weakness, eating a large portion of Nick's skull, which would explain Nick's intelligence. He later commented that it tasted nothing like the Ikea Swedish meatball that it looked like at the time. Casey Boy's hallucination is commonly attributed to heat exhaustion and water deprivation, which wouldn't have been a problem if Kathy didn't consume large amounts of water because she always needed a "chaser for breakfast".
[edit] A New Beginning
The traveling nomads finally found a home in the great land known as WMMR. Lord Pierre Robert accepted Preston and Steve, along with all of their company. They were inducted as "citizens" and a great feast was held in their honor, with Gadzooks ice cream (now in vanilla!) as far as the eye could see. They now hold public meetings 6 am to 10 am every weekday to discuss important issues, such as the location of the infamous "hootoot" and complications due to the "big dogs running, big dogs out." Jose often sings music for all to enjoy in his flawless American accent. Kathy still drinks and Steve still comforts her through the voice of Michael Jackson, reminding her to "think of the children." All is as it was. And it is office.
