The ROCO
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ROCO is an acronym for Ranged Offensive Country Obliterator. It is a three-stage nuclear weapon that was created by the Atlantians. The weapon inevitably destroyed the entire continental structure when it was fired with any coordinates. The weapon turned itself around and detonated on the same spot on which it was fired.
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[edit] Power
The only thing more powerful than the ROCO is Chuck Norris. Construction of a second ROCO has never been attempted because the first created an instability issue in the Earth's core. A second would disrupt the balance and cause the Earth to implode.
[edit] How it works
The ROCO is fired at 30 feet below sea level and only 30 feet below sea level. If ROCO is fired above 30 feet below sea level it will skim the atmosphere and detonate. The explosion would cause a multidimensional warp tunnel to appear at the point of impact thus sucking up the entire planet. If fired at any lower altitude the ROCO will for some reason seek out the nearest Spanish speaking country and destroy it.
As mentioned before the ROCO is a three-stage rocket. Stage one is the largest stage and contains thirty 40 kiloton nuclear war heads. It strikes directly on the targeted location. Stage two splits into four pieces when ignited. Each piece holds five 50 kiloton nuclear warheads. Each piece detonates 30 miles from stage one detonation point. Stage three is the same as stage two except it lands another 30 miles away.
[edit] Size
The ROCO is 30 stories high and has a radius of 50 feet. Stage one is 15 stories tall. Stage 2 and 3 are both 12 stories high. The last contains the propulsion fuel.
