The Raccoons
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It was originally titled The Rock-Ons, and portrayed, in humorous and easily digestable 25 minute episodes, the life of the then struggling British Heavy Metal band Iron Maiden, who were trying to forge a career on the infamous Canadian Rural Progressive Rock And Punk Circuit on the outskirts of Winnipeg. Due to poor viewing figures and the massive commercial success of Winnie the Pooh at the time, the decision was made to switch the subject of the show to a family of raccoons and over the next 12 series they gradually filtered out any references to rock and roll completely.
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Famous character, Raccoon Bert actually had super powers. He was the first animal to greet the European barbarians when they first set foot on the Super Island, now known as the Kingdom of Cape Breton. His first encounter was with the Honorable John Boutilier Cabot Trail more than 8000 years ago.
His super sperm is also famous under female raccoons. Raccoon Bert and other Raccoons are part of the Ürk-people
Evil forestry tycoon/photo-realistic anteater Cyril Sneer briefly served as Canada's Governor General until he was deposed by Pamela Anderson's animated character Stripperella in 2001.
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Categories: Canada | Cape Breton | Television | Furry
