The Sea

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The Sea is the largest empire on the entire globe, unfortunately it possibly has the worst government in the world as it is run by fish. What have fish ever done for anybody?

[edit] Humans in the sea

As we all know humans are a plague upon humanity but they have had some things to do with the Sea. It started 99 years ago (1 year after God said "In the beginning...") people discovered the Sea and tried to conquer it sending weapon after weapon at it to try and dry this soggy area. The last case of Sea conquering was where 50% of all armues in the world set there hair dryers on high and aimed squarely at the Sea, it worked but when the soldiers all walked into exactly the middle of the Sea (see here on this map, you can't see it? Oh well)it started whichever World War was closer to 99 years ago. Oh and if you were wondering it was magic that brought the Sea back once it disappeared.

[edit] Switzerland in the Sea

Switzerland are a sub-faction of the Sea; that's why they're always neutral (never leave a fish to make a big decision). The Swiss Alps are quite suspicious too, think about it.

[edit] The ARMY of the Sea

The Sea has a highly trained superiorly armed militia but they got lost on the way to the shop (safety in numbers did not work here). The army of the sea invented Italian battle helmets but used them as chamberpots, as you may know however the average Italian battle helmet has a round top, they were a messy bunch.

[edit] Geography of the Sea

If you want to visit this wonderful place walk in any direction for long enough and you will reach it, as long as you don't change directions. You're gonna change directions just to spite me now aren't you? Well then enjoy your walking around in circles (or any other way thats not a straight line).