[edit] Why the Dumbass Wrote Lyrics For Instrumental Songs?

Who honestly knows? Perhaps it was the fact he hadn't gotten laid in over a year...Perhaps it was the fact he had several giant bumps on his penis which resulted in him not getting laid for a year...In any case, scientists discovered these writing as they were written backwards on a tavern door in a restroom stall and were etched in with fingernails.

[edit] Bach: Air

(Backwards x 40 times during the song subliminally)

  SATAN! DEATH! AIR!   
  SATAN! DEATH! AIR!
  SATAN! DEATH! AIR!   
  SATAN! DEATH! AIR!
  SATAN! DEATH! AIR!

[edit] Bach: Toccata in D Minor

 F*ck yo n yo f*ck azz shit!
 We be da onez dat be makin yo azz quit, foo!
 Numba one f*ckas in the ol' cell block
 Betta start running cause I got my glock too!
 I got all da bitchs
 And I got all dem hoes
 Yo see me comin
 OH NOEZ OH NOEZ OH NOEZ!
 
 
 Dis be Toccata!
 Up in dee minorz!
 Bust a cap in yo ass
 Mow you down like grass foo!

[edit] Bach: Brandenburg Concerto No. 3

  (incoherent gibberish)

[edit] Bach: Sinfonia in G

 But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
 I just don't think it'd understand
 And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
 He might blow up and kill this man
 Ooo

[edit] Bach: Oboe Concerto in D Minor, 2nd Movement

 (This one actually did not contain any written "lyrics"
 as there was simply an etched drawing of two stick figures
 one resembling a man running with a bag of money and another
 resembling a police officer bashing him upside the head)