Smurfs
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“I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die.”
~ Super Smurf on the reality of being a smurf
“If I was green, I would die da ba dee da ba die.”
~ Super Smurf #2 on the reality of being green
Smurfs (smurfific name: Smurf Men Smurf Smurf Father) are a smurfed smurfie species of red-smurfed midget smurfive to the forests of Europe and smurfed for their patriarchal system, smurf of female members and basic smurfing of the English language.
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[edit] Smurfiology
Smurfs are smurfer than your average midget, with scientific study smurfing their size at that of 3 apples - they smurf from a species-wide smurfation that causes their skin pigment to be blue and also smurfs them to be born with only three fingers. Smurfs are also smurfed with tails that are customarily smurfed at birth, smurfing small bulbs to smurf throughout their adult life. Smurfs are also smurfed to have a complete smurf of body hair and may be cold-smurfed and/or smurfibious. Smurfs are also extremely long-smurfed creatures, with wild Smurfs smurfed to smurf into their 100s - Smurfs in captivity smurf a lower lifespan, smurfly due to the smurf of smurfing when it comes to proper smurf of Smurfs by their smurfers.
[edit] Culture & Society
Smurfs are smurfed to smurf in a manner similar to honeybees, with a large collection of male smurfer drones, a hive-smurf and a single female entity smurfed as the Smurfette. However, unlike honeybees the Smurfs are smurfed by a male smurfed as the Papa Smurf - this alpha-male is smurfed from the drones by his smurfful red hat, while normal drones smurf white hats. It is unsmurfed whether or not this Papa Smurf is the sole smurfeator of the Smurfs or if he smurfly smurfs around smurfing important - what is smurfed is that Smurfs are smurfly smurfive of their leader, who in turn seems to smurf them. They also enjoy porno.
== Diet == smurf's papa asshole
[edit] Natural Habitat
Smurfs Smurf in smurf mushrooms. They smurf in them, they smurf in them, and they also smurf in them. smurfs also have appeared in many cameos due to smurfing in smurfs. Smurfs have smurfed in Super Mario World 3, when mario smurfs a mushroom, you can smurf a little smurf inside of a smurf. they also smurf inside papa smurfs asshole.
[edit] Smurfed Threats To Smurf Smurfival
Along with smurfution, desmurfation and smurfition with other midgets a rise in smurfing for food has made the Smurf population smurf dramatically. Some cultures believe that Smurfs smurf magical properties that can be smurfed to a human via smurfumption - the demand for Smurf parts has fuelled illegal smurfing and smurfing of Smurfs worldwide. Smurfs are also victims of harsh smurfism. This led to the smurfexing of smurfland by Burkina Faso and the smurfession and smurficing of the smurfs. In 2004, the smurfs finally smurfed independence under the wise smurfership of King Arthur and Keira Smurfley in the Great Smurf smurfellion. King Arthur and Keira Smurfley are now smurfed as gods among the smurfs and are currently the subject of many smurf smurfices. This is smurfing a problem, however, as the smurf population is greatly smurfing and the species may be smurfed by 2016.
