The Space Pope

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The Real Head of Christianity.

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[edit] History

Christianity originated in 15000 BC after the first coming of Jesus was born to Adam and Eve on the planet Eden. After a following had built up God decreed a Papacy be instated to lead the people under his will. Thus the Space Pope was born. To unite people of all planets under one religion. The Papacy was set up on the planet Coruscant as it was the most heavily populated planet of the time. However when the Space Pope was ousted from this holy land the Space Pope lived in exile on Earth. The current Space Pope (Joseph) was very depressed at this stage so God gave him the 4th Coming of Jesus as a morale booster. Shortly after in 34AD the planet Coruscant was reclaimed and thus the papacy moved back to it. Earths population however suffered a sever drop in tourism and thus it's now dependent economy crumbled leading to the creation of the Roman age. Earth was so displeased that it buried it's Stargate cut off the rest of the Universe and created The Pope. Small sects have tried to show Earths population about the Space Pope through the popular media of Television and Movies such as Futurama, The Fifth Element, Star Wars (A film about the most recent Crusade) and Stargate. However they have had little success. Currently the only known method of communication with the Space Pope is through Kitten Huffing, as this alters the brains thought patterns enough for the current Space Popes telepathic powers. However even this link could be severed should a new Space Pope without telepathic powers be emplaced by God.

[edit] Residence

The Space Pope currently resides in the Imperial Palace on the holy planet of Coruscant. There have been numerous wars fought over this holy planet between Christianity and Scientology. However apart from a few instances it has remained in the hands of Christianity. The last (and most serious) invasion of the planet was in 1782 however the Planet was won back from Scientologists in the last crusade of 1970 this was depicted in the famous documentary Star Wars which was released before The Pope realised it was in production. In retaliation The Pope has allowed Scientologists refuge on Earth. Though has largely restricted them to living in the USA.

[edit] The Space Pope Hat

The Space Popes hat is in fact exactly the same as the Popes hat. This is because the Pope was jealous of the hat bestowed upon the 47th Space Pope, Pope Fluffius, after inventing Kitten Huffing with the 7th coming of Jesus on the planet Urth. Fluffius was a giant space rabbit so naturally the hat had to accommodate his ears. When The Pope heard of this he flew into a fit of rage and ordered a replica off of Ebay.

[edit] Notable Space Popes

1st - The first coming of Jesus (Human)
38th - Joseph (Human)
47th - Pope Fluffius - Receiver of the mighty pope hat (Rabbit)
67th - Pope Crocodylus Pontifex - The Current Space Pope (Reptilian)

[edit] See Also

The Pope Small irritance to the Space pope that he hasn't gotten round to correcting yet.
Chuck Norris The Space Popes bestest friend
Mr T A devout believer
Oscar Wilde one of The Space Popes poker buddies
A.R.C
Scientology Arch enemies of the Space Pope
Banjo a musical instrument that all Space Popes are famed for playing