The Stagihatara

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The Stagihatara, also known as Little HP Pavilion ZE4805US's Big Adventure is a medieval epic poem dealing with subject of loyalty, love, and n00bdom.

Contents 1 Plot 2 Notable quotes 3 Praise 4 Criticism

[edit] Plot

The plot of The Stagihatara is not quite clear, in some parts it seems like Bat Fuck Insane nonsense and Oscar Wilde quotes (the two preceding terms are interchangable). In other time it talks of HP Pavilion ZE4805US, a great wizard with a always changing face and a board with all the Christian language's letters on it.

ZE4805US vows to save his princess from the evils of IBM^H^H^HMicrosoft, and has to fight his way through vast castles and forests, fighting numerous bad guys and bosses by jumping from platform to platform and shooting lazer beams from it's implied eyes.

While going through the castle, ZE4805US collects numerous bonuses: namely, 1up, energy, coin, and a mysterious item known as "the amulet of yendor". He then exits the house through the north, waves at the guard, jumps on the spot fruitlessly, and, in a tragic ending, gets eaten by a grue which appears from the darkness.

[edit] Notable quotes

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

--Love song of Annonymous Knight

And great Ballmer rode through the darkness
in peril of BSOD
and through the swamps of Internet Explorer
but he did not shy
for he was bound by holy vow
to fucking kill google

--The tale of brave Ballmer

V jvfu v urnq n purng
n penpx
n znc
n jnyxguebhtu
orpnhfr guvf yriry
fhpxf pbpx

--The complaint of ZE4805US in the world of ROT13

1 4m t3h 1337
u r t3h sux0rz
LOLOLOL

--song of derision by the boss on the third level, you beat him by pressing ctrl, right, and then spacebar

[edit] Praise

"I really liked it, especially all the Oscar Wilde quotes."

Literatry critic

"I'd sleep with whoever wrote it, even if it is only for the Oscar Wilde quotes"

Large-breasted female

"That's hot, especially the Oscar Wilde quotes."

Paris Hilton

"This piece signifies the glory of the American way, especially all the Oscar Wilde quotes."

Orally flatulent person

[edit] Criticism

“They stole all my good quotes!”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Stagihatara