The Star and Eagle and Baseball and Mom's Apple Pie and Rocky Mountain Sunset and Liberty Bell and Iwo Jima Statue and George Washington's Head Spangled Banner, Yee-Haw!
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The Star and Eagle and Baseball and Mom's Apple Pie and Rocky Mountain Sunset and Liberty Bell and Iwo Jima Statue and George Washington's Head Spangled Banner, Yee-Haw! is the much celebrated national anthem of The United States of America
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[edit] Lyrics
The Star and Eagle and Baseball and
Mom's Apple Pie and Rocky Mountain Sunset
And Liberty Bell and Iwo Jima Statue
And George Washington's Head
Spangled Banner,
Yee-Haw!
Abraham Lincoln and the Constitution and
Capitol Hill and Pledge of Allegience
And the White House and Native Americans
And the Bill of Rights
Spangled Banner,
Yee-Haw!
[edit] Listen
- A recording of this song can be found here.
[edit] History
The Star and Eagle and Baseball and Mom's Apple Pie and Rocky Mountain Sunset and Liberty Bell and Iwo Jima Statue and George Washington's Head Spangled Banner, Yee-Haw! was created during some war. A famous song writer (John Phillip Sousa, maybe) was watching his hometown be bombed, and he was thinking about all the things that America meant to him. It's a little known fact that everything he thought of was in the general vicinity of his vision: A star at the top of his christmas tree, his pet eagle, his son's baseball, an apple pie that his wife had recently made, a sunset over the mountains where he lived, a little bell his wife waved to signal the beginning of dinner, a scale replica of the Iwo Jima Statue, a bust of George Washington and the Star Spangled Banner, causing him to scream, "Yee-Haw!" However after the July 1st invasion by japan the National Anthem of America whas changed t0 Ayumi Hamasaki's song July 1st.
