The Theory of Evolution
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There are many different beliefs as to how humans came to be. Some people believe in Darwin's theory of evolution, others have their own beliefs, but the most interesting "Theory" that I have heard of involves lots and lots of beer.
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It all happened over a long period of time. God created man, not woman, but man. The first man ever created by god went by the name of Adouche. Adouche was placed in this huge garden that had many different types of delicacies growing in abundance all around him. He lived in this garden all alone for several years, but as each year went be he continued to notice that something was missing. He wasent sure what it was, but there was still this gaping hole in his daily appetite.
He asked God time and again what this thing was, but God would never answer him back. One day Adouche asked for company. God granted his wish and gave him hundreds and hundreds of friends to share in the glories provided by the garden. There was still something missing though. It wasent only the fact that all of Adouche's friends were guys, there was something else.
Then one day Adouche and his friends were all sitting around trying to discover what this missing piece was. One of Adouche's right hand men had invented this drink that he got adouche to try. Adouche realized right at once that this had to be the missing piece. He fell in love with this drink and decided to call it beer.
From that day on Adouche and all of his friends sat around a campfire every night and drank this beer. There were still several problems with this beer though. One problem was that there was no easy way to transport it. To solve that issue they invented the wheel(a device for transporting beer from distillerys to pubs).
As a result of this people began to group around these pubs and thus villages were created. As more people began to drink the beer some distilleries started making a really strong kind that was called liquor. There was always a bunch of leftover beer and liquor that had gone bad and this junk was mixed together, along with any other garbage that stunk and tasted really bad, and was given the name wine. Some people preferred wine, while others preferred liquor. These sissies that preferred wine became known as big time liberals and the liquor drinkers were donned the name conservatives.
The people that drank wine began to get soft and the liquor drinkers were continuously getting tougher. One day the two different types of people started a war. The conservative liquor drinkers won the war and as a punishment removed a rib from each of the liberals. The liberals eventually transformed into females, and that is the only true theory of evolution.
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