The Traveling Wilburys

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A group photo during the 2016 Group Tour

“This band was the natural evolution of superheroes into second-rate musicians.”

~ Charles Darwin on The Traveling Wilburys

“Why wasn't I invited?”

~ Ringo Starr on The Traveling Wilburys

“Who the hell are you?”

~ John Lennon on Ringo Starr

“What a grouse band!”

~ Jeff Lynne on The Traveling Wilburys

1 History
2 Members
3 Discography
4 See Also

The Traveling Wilburys was a supergroup created by the superheroes Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Roy Orbison, Frank Sinatra, Chuck Berry, Chuck Norris, Charles Darwin and Pepino di Caprio. After defeating every super villain on Earth and having nothing better to do they decided to start a band. They released 200 and 4/5th of an album before breaking up to work on various solo projects and pornographic films.

Bob Dylan: "Been beat up and battered around..."

[edit] History

It all started when Bob Dylan, after running out of weed, went to George Harrison's farm to get a stash. Both of them got so stoned they realized that they had super powers and decided to form a group of super heroes. They got together a cast of All Star Friends: Charles Darwin, Roy Orbison, Frank Sinatra, Chuck Berry, Chuck Norris and Pepino Di Caprio. They took the guise of a group of a traveling inbred family of hobos called the Traveling Wilburys. After fighting many fights and defeating all the super villains on Earth(Except Doc Ock, who was taking a vacation on Pluto) they realized they had nothing more to do. Since many of them were musicians already, the natural thing was to start a band. After 200 and 4/5th of an album and many member changes, the effect of the drugs wore off and Bob Dylan realized it was all just a dream. The inspired future acts such as the Travelling Goobers: Erasmum Darwin (lead vocals), Issac Barrow (pan piper), Edward VIII (pan piper), Lenny Henry (pan pipes and bag piper), and John Von Neumann (tambourine/kazoo).