The Two-Thousands
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This article is about the period that happened around the time of the years 2000-2009, give or take 10 years
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[edit] Overview
The Two-Thousands are the emo decade. They started in 2001 when music and TV started to suck balls mostly because of Big Brother and house music.
In November of 2000, the first ever donkey, George Bush was elected for president.
In the Two-Thousands people had a very strange fascination with penguins. Happy Feet and Surf's Up came out in 2006 and 2007; Not Another Penguin Movie? is set for 2009. Unfortunaly Yes, the sequel, is also in the pipeline.
[edit] Music
There are two types of music in the 2000s, emo and hip hop. The 2000s were the first decade in which aliens (T-Pain) reached #1 on the charts (Bjork didn't quite make it in the 1990s).
In 2001 all taste was lost when Nickelback, or Nickelcunt, became popular with "How You Remind Me."
In 2006 we all had a "Bad Day" when Daniel Powter first played on the radio. The last year we had James Cunt, I mean James Blunt.
[edit] TV
The only show on TV in the 2000s anyone watches anymore is American Idol. The Simpsons still plays, but the audience is estimated to be about 100 people and 500 confused pets.
In the 2000s TV became reality, and now TVs watch us.
[edit] Trends
[edit] Early 00s (2000-2002)
- Reality TV hits its peak, to the disgust of all with taste and a mind of their own.
- The boy bands turn gangsta, and the girl singers complete their transition into whores.
- The first donkey, George Bush elected as president, the smart half of Americans and everyone in the rest of the world is sickened.
Sorry donkeys.
- The world forgets Ace of Base, Ricki Lake and class.
[edit] Mid 00s (2003-2005)
- Chuck Norris attempts to take over the world, he succeeds but decides he's too sexy for the world and gives it back.
[edit] Late 00s (2006-2007)
- See Strawberries.
[edit] Strawberries
From 2000 to 2006, the strawberry crop grew from 1 billion strawberries a year to 1 trillion strawberries a second. This rise is attributed to the mumbling in "Temperature" by Sean Paul.
[edit] Famous Penguins
In 2008, it is predicted that all people will become penguins. It's unknown in 2007 if penguins will become people.
- Mr. Happy - Not Another Penguin Movie (2009)
- Captain Penguin - What the Fuck Is Up With This Penguin Shit (2008)
- The FUCKING Penguin - Penguin Movie (2006)
- Penguin on Fire - Penguin on Fire (2005)
- Miss Penguin of the Year - Miss Penguin (2008)
- Penguin Man - Penguin Man (2009)
- Man Penguin - Man Penguin (2009)
