The USSA

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The United Socialist States of America is communist state in Northern America. Is socialist federation of 15 brother republics. Everyone has right vote and everyone has right free speech - in order of socialist progress. The ones, do not follow this will be reeducated. Da?

USSA's language official English, and Russian, Chinese are Prohibited, mostly rural areas. Recently cyrillic script form of English used increasingly to point of increase.

[edit] Media

USSA televisions have precisely 3.2 channels: Vremiya Segodnya (abbreviated "VS-СППЮОЖАВС"), serves as a news channel), Worker, International and 0.2 of Cartoon Network. National broadcasting company is "Voice of International" which five times day repeats random chapters from comrade Karl's Das Capital.

[edit] Criticism and The Hatred Of Joy

The USSA is often criticised for executing, torturing and generally breaking general human rights in a very amusing way. Whiney bitches, like the Red Cross have demanded that the USSA be branded as an illegal organisation, after receiving packets of blood in the post. It is also believed that the USSA has laundered millions of dollars worth of Paris Hilton dolls and may also fund terrorist organisations. It is even rumoured they are working on a vaccination "against joy!" In general the USSA is classed as a "super-duper high risk thingie", especially after the famous political defeat of George W. Bush to the hands of a leading USSA spokesperson at the annual 2008 Olympic Hot Dog Eating Competition.

The fact that the USSA has repeatedly humiliated good and honourable countries, such as France, many, many times has not helped it's world standing. In 1967 all its members where kicked out of all world organisations including NATO and the UN. This global movement (which effectively said "NO" to the USSA) caused these socialist jammy dodgers a lot of embarrassment.