The United Play Land Toy
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“I salute thee fair The United Play Land Toy!”
~ Oscar Wilde on The United Play Land Toy
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[edit] The 58 beautiful states
“I'm like a state”
~ Oscar Wilde on being a state
- 1.Teh St4t3Z04rzz
- 2.On The Map
- 3.Kaalston
- 4.Qmarkington
- 5.Wal★Mart
- 6.Prison State
- 7.New Old Mexico
- 8.Welcome To
- 9.Columbia Co
- 10.Mimeia
- 11.Clownatia
- 12.Evil County
- 13.Tech-Support
- 14.Two Square Inches
- 15.Sachusetts
- 16.The Peoples Independent Democratic Republic Of A Section Of The United Play Land Toy
- 17.Game (People here are stuck in an endless loop of The Game)
- 18.Generica (The state of generics)
- 19.God's State (The state where God lives)
- 20.RIBOSOMES
- 21.Zan (For a short period of time Zan was mistaken for a state)
- 22.Istan
- 23.Zombies Ate My State (One of the few Zombie States still here today)
- 24.YOU DECIDE (The state of Decisions)
- 25.Sodomagon (The gay math state)
- 26.Attention
- 27.Nintendon (Home of the Gamers)
- 26.Attention
- 28.Wild Country
- 28.5.Wilde Country
- 29.Villstontinsinburgsachusettsvaniaingtoncitycounty
- 30.The Nameless State
- 31.Alchofrogs
- 32.Mexicoke
- 33.Made Up State
- 34.Warshinton
- 35.Child Detention Center
- 36.Burger Kingdom
- 37.Jewsalvania
- .38Missinton (Also known as the large hole state)
- 38.Founderville (The missing part of Missinton)
- 39.Uzibeckastan
- 40.Marsico
- 41.West Side
- 42.The South
- 43.The Glorious South
- 44.The Bat Cave
- 45.Farm Acres (Home of potatoes and nuclear testing)
- 46.O-Canada
- 47.Ctrl-Alt-Del
- 48.State Number 48 (Home of the 49'ers)
- 49.Relatively New State
- 50.The Empire Of Kyle1
- 51.Newbia
- 52.The Empirical Orginization
- 53.Cheese Mongers (Home of Cheese Mongers)
- 54.(Version 1.0) Newsachusetts
- 54.(Version 2.0) Oldsachusetts
- 55.Germ Free Land
- 56.Drug Free Land
- 57.Land Of Germs and Drugs
- 58.WHAT?!?! NO MORE STATES
- 58.THERE HAVE TO BE MORE STATES!!!
[edit] History
The United Play Land Toy was founded by a set of people who wanted their own land where they would not be persecuted for their different beliefs. They believed that they should be aloud to be as drunk as they want at all times, while driving, flying, beating up hippies, and shooting at large people shaped birds. So, all of the people heading for the new land gathered on a vessel called ‘’De Ownage Ship’’ the finest luxury airliner of its class. After many nights of flying around in the jet, air plane peanuts were getting low and stewardesses were getting cranky. Then a very drunk man spotted a before unseen land mass about the twice the size of Russia that was uninhabited. It was later discovered that the settlers eyes were shot from not blinking in everyday life, because we all know, the coolest stuff happens when you blink. They landed and declared this new land The United Play Land Toy.
[edit] Global Politics
The United Play Land Toy has been found to be undeniably independent. They don’t want your help, and they don’t want to help you. People who hail from the United Play Land Toy will most likely dismiss you as some sort of worm like object if you address them. You can gain enough respect not to be spit on by them if you:
- Are from the United Play Land Toy
- Are Oscar Wilde
- Are a Ninja
- Have a 40 foot vertical jump
- Know the anthem for each of the 58 states and who founded each of them
[edit] Features (Dual Leather Seats)
The United Play Land Toy features all of the world climates rolled into one sexy country. The United Play Land Toy comes with large cup holders and dual leather seats. Conveniently enough the outdoors are air-conditioned and are fumigated for bugs. Many consider the few thousand deaths a fair price.


