The United Play Land Toy

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“I salute thee fair The United Play Land Toy!”

~ Oscar Wilde on The United Play Land Toy

[edit] The 58 beautiful states

“I'm like a state”

~ Oscar Wilde on being a state

1.Teh St4t3Z04rzz
2.On The Map
3.Kaalston
4.Qmarkington
5.Wal★Mart
6.Prison State
7.New Old Mexico
8.Welcome To
9.Columbia Co
10.Mimeia
11.Clownatia
12.Evil County
13.Tech-Support
14.Two Square Inches
15.Sachusetts
16.The Peoples Independent Democratic Republic Of A Section Of The United Play Land Toy
17.Game (People here are stuck in an endless loop of The Game)
18.Generica (The state of generics)
19.God's State (The state where God lives)
20.RIBOSOMES
21.Zan (For a short period of time Zan was mistaken for a state)
22.Istan
23.Zombies Ate My State (One of the few Zombie States still here today)
24.YOU DECIDE (The state of Decisions)
25.Sodomagon (The gay math state)
26.Attention
27.Nintendon (Home of the Gamers)
26.Attention
28.Wild Country
28.5.Wilde Country
29.Villstontinsinburgsachusettsvaniaingtoncitycounty
30.The Nameless State
31.Alchofrogs
32.Mexicoke
33.Made Up State
34.Warshinton
35.Child Detention Center
36.Burger Kingdom
37.Jewsalvania
.38Missinton (Also known as the large hole state)
38.Founderville (The missing part of Missinton)
39.Uzibeckastan
40.Marsico
41.West Side
42.The South
43.The Glorious South
44.The Bat Cave
45.Farm Acres (Home of potatoes and nuclear testing)
46.O-Canada
47.Ctrl-Alt-Del
48.State Number 48 (Home of the 49'ers)
49.Relatively New State
50.The Empire Of Kyle1
51.Newbia
52.The Empirical Orginization
53.Cheese Mongers (Home of Cheese Mongers)
54.(Version 1.0) Newsachusetts
54.(Version 2.0) Oldsachusetts
55.Germ Free Land
56.Drug Free Land
57.Land Of Germs and Drugs
58.WHAT?!?! NO MORE STATES
58.THERE HAVE TO BE MORE STATES!!!

[edit] History

The United Play Land Toy was founded by a set of people who wanted their own land where they would not be persecuted for their different beliefs. They believed that they should be aloud to be as drunk as they want at all times, while driving, flying, beating up hippies, and shooting at large people shaped birds. So, all of the people heading for the new land gathered on a vessel called ‘’De Ownage Ship’’ the finest luxury airliner of its class. After many nights of flying around in the jet, air plane peanuts were getting low and stewardesses were getting cranky. Then a very drunk man spotted a before unseen land mass about the twice the size of Russia that was uninhabited. It was later discovered that the settlers eyes were shot from not blinking in everyday life, because we all know, the coolest stuff happens when you blink. They landed and declared this new land The United Play Land Toy.

[edit] Global Politics

The United Play Land Toy has been found to be undeniably independent. They don’t want your help, and they don’t want to help you. People who hail from the United Play Land Toy will most likely dismiss you as some sort of worm like object if you address them. You can gain enough respect not to be spit on by them if you:

Are from the United Play Land Toy
Are Oscar Wilde
Are a Ninja
Have a 40 foot vertical jump
Know the anthem for each of the 58 states and who founded each of them

[edit] Features (Dual Leather Seats)

The United Play Land Toy features all of the world climates rolled into one sexy country. The United Play Land Toy comes with large cup holders and dual leather seats. Conveniently enough the outdoors are air-conditioned and are fumigated for bugs. Many consider the few thousand deaths a fair price.