The Wish Fish

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“I wish I could be like Oscar Wilde”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde

The wish fish is simply a fish, that you can wish upon. This is evident to many, through its unusual, slightly mythical name. Many don't believe in its powers, nor its existence. these people usually die to death for no reason after stating so. Wish fishes live in small open areas of closed-in water, leaving only to spawn. they spawn in the water supply for cities like: Miami, Florida, New York, New York, Mass Murder, Colorado, Athens, Greece, Frankfurt, Bavaria, Miami, Florida, Paris, Hilton, Lisbon, Portugal, Rush Limbaugh's humongous ass (before the diet), Gay Faggot, Gay Faggot, and the Spelligrino Mineral Water bottling plants' holding tanks. They are NOT a member of the Bird or mammal families.

[edit] Notable usage

It is believed that George Bush, the most retarded ingenious president ever, owns a wish fish. He wished for his favourite movie star to become a politician, and Arnie went into politics within a week.

It is also rumored that John Smith, has used this fish to make himself more popular (AFTER he as famous)...

Micheal Jackson tried to use this fish to make himself a better dancer, but he was already so "uber good" that the fish had a fatal system error and exploded, promptly scaring the black out of Michael.

Christopher Lowell seeks a wish fish "so that I may wish for what I've longed for all my life, A Robust, Sexy, Large-proportioned MAN, to hold me... that is all I need (that and some new curtains, cause these Drab tacky ones have, like, ZERO Fung-Schwai)". once again, Nobody cares.

[edit] wish fishes as a food

The wish fish has is considered unpleasant by some, described as having the distinct taste of a whale's vagina. This of course is only the opinion of a minority of individuals. Also, this does not matter, as anyone who would eat a wish granting fish must be somewhat mentally below par. in fact, according to MI6 psychologist James Bondage, a person who eats a wish fish shows either:

A. They are the kind of people that probably invented the leaf blower,

B. That's all.

The previous was, in fact, a direct quote from MI6 psychologist James Bondage.