The Yahoo Reversal
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The Yahoo Reversal was a payback to the Google Battle. This time, Yahoo smashed Google's head, with the help from The YTMND Empire. After this battle, what lasted from Google couldn't even be defined as a Blog.
| The Yahoo Reversal | |
|---|---|
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| Conflict: The Great Internet War | |
| Date: 18 February 2010 til' 25 February 2010 | |
| Place: Google homepage | |
| Outcome: YaHhO OwNz!!! | |
| Combatants | |
| Yahoo | |
| Commanders | |
| Emperor Max | %Evil_Google% |
| Strength | |
| All of it's POWER!!! | The Google Homepage, some hackers, and some users. |
| Casualties | |
| 23,000 | Death |
Contents |
[edit] The Battle
“Again?, well, we'll kill you all again then!”
~ Google symbol on Yahoo Army
“Now, I can only say one thing: YaHhO GoNnA PwN j00!!!”
~ Emperor Max on Google
This was propably, the most furious, gory, merciless, full-of-rage battle ever. Yahoo wanted not just to kill Google, but to "fucking kill google" by extinting all of it's "cosmo" from the internet. Yahoo counted with the help from Emperor Max, which guided it's army all way down to Google's homepage to defeat then once and for all (now this sounded great).
[edit] Day 1
(06/18/2010)
The "Invasion day": This was the day that started the definitive battle for Yahoo and Google. It was 6 AM when they arrived to Google's homepage. Their enemies were surprised when they saw Yahoo and YTMND army, together as one, preparing to kill everyone. Yahoo rode on, and destroyed everything he could. It was a day which would live on in internet's history...
[edit] Day 2
(06/19/2010)
The "Storm-of-the-Beast" day: The war was merciless, soldiers from Google, Yahoo and YTMND killed without pity. Google was powerful, but it wasn't going to stand that long against his enemies wrath. Blood, bodies, bombs and viruses all over the domain. This day was known as the "Storm-of-the-Beast" day, as the day was anger itself.
[edit] Days 3,4,5 and 6
(06/20/2010) (06/21/2010) (06/22/2010) (06/23/2010)
The following days were much worse, the kill count overloaded and exploded, killing more than 20,000. People fought with anything they could use. The tanks massacred Google's army, and defeated the Giant Monster. During these days, 3 of the 4 great google symbols were killed, and the other one almost died. YTMND army was possessed by the ancient Spartan warriors (now this sounded REALLY great). They didn't leave anyone alive; they killed everyone and everything they could, they even killed an old woman, and she needed to take care of her nephews, but they died too (let's not enter into the details). Now the homepage's background wasn't white anymore, it was red...BLOODY RED! RED WITH RAGE!
[edit] Day 7
(06/24/2006)
The "Day of domination": This day, Yahoo revealed it secret weapon: The exclamation mark. Now it wasn't "Yahoo" it was "YAHOO!". Their secret weapon defeated the final great google symbol, and, once and for all, destroyed the Search Engine. Now, the last thing they needed to kill was the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, and some users. Another day which would live in internet's history...
[edit] Day 8 (Final Day)
“VICTORY!!!WE HAVE VICTORY!!!WE HAVE A MOTHEF*CKING VICTORY!!!”
~ Emperor Max on the final destruction of google
(06/25/2006)
The "Glorious Day": This could be the day in which Yahoo! would live in glory... At 9:47 PM, the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button was finally destroyed, and this caused the "final destruction of the evil empire of madness" (now this sounded FUCKING AWESOME). Finally, after years of tyranny, Google was destroyed, the ruins of it's domain would stay in there forever... This day is celebrated as "Yahoo!'s holiest day". YTMND was consagrated as a saint for helping Yahoo!. It was in this day, that ³²¹Yahoorlz¹²³'s death was avenged. %Evil_Google% was killed, beheaded, exposed in public places, buried, fed to wolves, and burned again. (We can see him burning in the photo above)
[edit] This wasn't the end...
Even after Google's demise, the Great internet war wasn't over, there was still a last battle. Upon The Federation of MySpace and The YTMND Empire. A battle they didn't know, that it would live in infamy... The End of the Internet
[edit] See Also
| The Great Internet War |
|---|
| Battle of Google - LOL, Internet Genocide - Battle of Japan - Flash-Photoshop Conflict - Ebaum's Rebellion - Blood Gultch - battle of New York - CS_Temple - Battle of Silicon Valley - The Fad War - The Yahoo Reversal - End of the Internet |
