The best thing ever
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The best thing ever is a title given to any object or situation which manages to not suck or be boring in any notable way. In early years the title was given freely, but after a Kelly Clarkson CD (although the CD was later scientifically proven to actually be the best thing ever) was called the best thing ever at 12:45pm, 23 July, 2006 by a Mrs.Westbynone, the freedom was restricted with an unenforcable law, which is the best thing ever.
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[edit] Some best things ever
- Ali and his gang (Specifically them Vs. Mr. Tooth Decay)
- Drugs
The best thing ever
- Chainmail (Hailed then as "Thee beft thynge evyrrhe")
- Hysterectomies
- Spoken language
- When that one guy did that thing with the other thing
- Sliced bread
- Loopholes
- cheese
- The Karate Kid
- The beatles
- Lenore
- Pie (especially peacock pie)
- Not You
- Freakin sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their freakin heads
- That friend of your Dad's you called Uncle
- Ducks
- Yeast
[edit] The NEW Best Thing Ever
On October 31st, 2:13 AM, President George W. Bush (also known as King Dubya II) was held hostage by a group of teenage goth kids until he officially declared that the new best thing ever is now Cannibal Corpse. A group of protesters called the Kids' Irrationally Lumpy Liverspotted Jerks On Yams (KILLJOY) heavily protested until they were killed by being thrown in a room full of goth teenagers and beer.
[edit] The unenforcable law
No things are to be said to be best. Ever.
[edit] Controversies surrounding the best thing ever
In 1987, Bob Dylan denounced the best thing ever title whilst accepting it in a ceremony which had amongst the recipients, Micheal Flatley. He (Bob Dylan) was visibly nervous at the ceremony and spoke crypticly in his speech about his father being a miner and left the stage on a motor cycle which he crashed into Micheal Flatley. It was the best thing ever.
