The ring of power
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“Its quite cool...”
~ Gandalf on The One Ring
The ring of power (also known as "My Birthday Present", "My Precious", "It," "That thing around your neck," and "The one Ring") is a ring created in some strange volcano at the beginning of time, due to its invisible properties, it has still not been found by anyone. The ring of power is made from the substance God, which is the first of the Deitides in the Idiotic table of elements. The Amulet of power is one of his closest friends.
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[edit] Early life
Just after God finished creating the universe, he threw away The ring of power since he did not need it anymore. After travelling a few billion tripe years The ring of power settled on Earth in Russia were he never became anything. Due to its invisible nature, he is still just considered Air. When Johnny Depp got bored from sailing the oceans he went on a cruise to Russia with his friend Frodo Baggins. Because of the evil nature of Johnny Depp he strangled Frodo and took the ring in order to achieve World Domination. Of course he had not realised that the Scourge and the Alliance would raise an army together in order to stop him from doing so.
[edit] Sex Confusion
Many Americans believe that the ring of power is male, and most French think of him as female. Neither is correct. Her true sex is still not known, and anyone who tries to refer to the ring as either male, female, or just a thing, will be eaten by a Grue. We, however, chose to use multiple definitions for him in this article, just to see if we can mercilessly get eaten by a nice little Grue.
Also, no, The ring of power have never had Sex.
[edit] Fakes
There are many fake rings of power out there, the most common is the Wedding Ring. If you claim to find The ring of power you should go to your local TROP checker and check if its real. If not, you should perhaps read a book about Invisibility.
