The touch eachother song

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“Who the fuck is Some Guy”

~ Countless millions after reading this

“No really who the fuck is Some guy”

~ even more Countless millions after reading this

“It has the pedo-bear seal of approval”

~ Pedo-Bear

The "touch each other song" is a song that was written in 2008 by Some Guy to create awareness about the advent of people touching each other. The song was made up by Some Guy during study hall at School this was done since Some guy had nothing to do and was really bored. Of course some guy probably has absolutely no reason to tell you any of this but some guy is anyway. The touch each other song also ranked 39th in the Annual uncyclopedia music festival.This led to the touch each other song becoming a musical sensation throughout the nation^{[citation needed]}. It has also been noted as the best song ever made^{[citation needed]}.

Contents 1 The Lyrics 2 Inspriations 3 Why should I care about the touch each other song 4 Lyrical distribution 5 Awards 6 See also

[edit] The Lyrics

These are some of the lyrics i've written. Please rapidly distribute them for almost no reason what so ever except for the fact that i said that you should distribute them. I would also appreciate it if you give some credit to this article if you ever mention this to your friends (and not say that you wrote it) because if your friends like to go on uncyclopedia they may come across this and you'll really look like your just trying to get attention and a poser (hahahahahah).

Chorus: One man touches the other/it's incest cus were all brothers/you may say its wrong/well its the touch each other song

You may try to take me to court/come on man be a good sport/all i did was touch your ass/can't you give the anger a pass/come onto my house in the middle of the night/just don't bring the police cars and searchlights,i don't wanna be on the run/with all of that shit i'll be done

Chorus

I can do this all night long/besides its a lot like what i did to Your Mom/settle down and stay calm/its much worse in a bathroom stall

Dont make me take all the blame/i've got candy and video games/just come to my house/in the middle of the afternoon/come on children sing this tune!

Chorus

Come stay in my basement for a while/i'll show you something that will really make you smile,yeah im messed up thats how i am/do you wanna bite my green eggs and ham,you know they taste really sour/i get more perverted every hour

After hearing all of that little kiddys grab onto my hand/get into my black window-tinted van/lets go drive around magic land!

Chorus

Shut up and dont say a word/cant you see you little turd/because this thing is gonna take long

ITS THE TOUCH EACH OTHER SONG!

Chorus X 3

[edit] Inspriations

The touch each other song was inspired by You know what. Although some people have said that the touch each other song is the greatest love song ever made although it was later found that this quote was said at the Roricon Festival.

[edit] Why should I care about the touch each other song

There are hundreads of reasons to learn the touch each other song (Actually theres about three or four reasons why). One of the reasons for learning the touch each other song would be that if your one of them and you would like to have a "love song" to sing. Another great reason may be if your'e some kid out in front of a convenient store and you would want to steal something. You would just go up to the homeless man right in front of the store, hand the man the lyrics to the song and pay him some money so he will sing the song. When he starts to sing the store clerk will rush outside and start yelling at him. During this time your little stupid self runs in and grabs some candy and runs out the back door. This would be an example of why you should even give the slightest care about this article or the touch each other song and also why wasting your time on this is a much better idea than reading a book or getting a job.

[edit] Lyrical distribution

The hopes of the user Some Guy are that eventually the touch each other song will get on youtube (although since my fucking recorder is like 10 something years old its broken and hard to record stuff). Ever since its creation the touch each other song has been very hard to spread and because of the fact that I would probably get in really huge trouble if a school teacher found and read the touch each other song while i was at school. Because of this i must spread the lyrics in the same manner that a crack dealer would secretly distribute crack all over the neighborhood. Hopefully if I can get a better recorder so I can post it on youtube and it will become famous.But like every hit youtube video such as "Chocolate Rain" or the "dick in a box" video most people will have completely forgot within 6 months to a year about some guys great youtube success.

[edit] Awards

• 39th place in the Annual uncyclopedia music festival of 2008.
• Voted as the best make out song of all time (by the American Pedophilia association).
• In may of 2008 Michael Jackson considered it to be his favorite song and sang it at a wedding reception.

[edit] See also

• Pedophilia
• Paedophilia
• Child Porn
• Roricon
• Your Mom

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